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AIBU?

to entertain improper thoughts toward Russell Brand?

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:01

I fully KNOW he's a grubby shite monkey who looks like he works on the waltzer walking backwards and chatting up the teens in the travelling fair but still......

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 02/04/2013 00:02

Ew.

HTH.

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FrickingFedUp · 02/04/2013 00:02

Ooo I know. I used to think he was a prize twat, but nowadays I so would. But cringe at myself for thinking it.

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bellabelly · 02/04/2013 00:02

I hear you!

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fortyplus · 02/04/2013 00:03

I'd sooner spend time with Jo Brand

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BenderLovableRobot · 02/04/2013 00:04

He is HOT!

I say this I have a huge framed poster of him (Rolling Stones cover) hanging up in my study.

I don't like his stand up stuff but love him in Get Him to the Greek and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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50BalesOfHay · 02/04/2013 00:04

Eeeeeewwwww noooo . Yuk

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:04

I do dislike myself for having thigh rubbing feelings towards him but he is like the david tennant for those who imagine being on that waltzer when he's gurning at you asking if you wanna go farrrrster

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PeneloPeePitstop · 02/04/2013 00:05

YANBU.

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Gruntfuttocks · 02/04/2013 00:05

Eeeeeeeyew! YABVVU

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sandyballs · 02/04/2013 00:05

What is it about him, just thinking the same. Strangely attractive

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:06

If he speaks it tends to spoilt it for me but I see no need for him to speak during our liasons. I picture myself tending the roses in the garden of my country house and he is the grubby slightly soil-stained gardener....crikey!

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:27

Well, as devastating as it is to have started a thread that died, I must say I am pleased that all you inferior bee yatches have backed out in recognition that the dirty Brand would pick me over you strumpets.

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Maryz · 02/04/2013 00:31

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spottyparrot · 02/04/2013 00:33

Yabu
Specsavers and ear muffs needed.

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twitchycurtains · 02/04/2013 00:37

YANBU, I would, but would totally never ever, ever admit to it in rl, I love the way he talks, his whole persona. I'd make him shower with bleach first, then do the same myself after

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FannyFifer · 02/04/2013 00:38

I totally would!

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VelvetSpoon · 02/04/2013 00:42

I definitely would, esp after seeing him in Get him to the Greek. There's something about him....I grew up v near where he did although I suspect I wouldn't have looked twice before he was famous!

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CandyCrushed · 02/04/2013 00:45

Yuck, he is a revolting and vile egotistical twit (polite version)

I can't stand watching him let alone anything else.

YAB extremely U

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ThatVikRinA22 · 02/04/2013 00:48

well i would.
he would be so dirty.

have the courage of your convictions people! no apologies!
there must be a self help group for this....

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:48

I believe I have just dissed all you vipers as disreputable strumpets so your comments are invalid. You may not pat the heads of my curly haired brand-esq offspring. Away with you.

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:50

and yet, MN Royalty dares to invade my thread? Did I not say away with the strumpets? Be off with ye.

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 02/04/2013 00:51

Oh Yes! Absolutely!
It does make me cross when people call him grubby though. He is dark, that doesnt make him dirty! whever I see him on TV he is always spotlessly turned out! I bet he smells marvellous!

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DramaLlamaFarmer · 02/04/2013 00:55

Ooh he is grubby you just know he could work on the waltzer at a travelling fair and do that walking backwards thing and ask if you want to be spinned faster and possibly give you a snog behind the cat n mouse ride

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ThatVikRinA22 · 02/04/2013 00:55

who?

i am a disreputable strumpet...just dont tell DH....he may have something to say on the matter....

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ohfuschia · 02/04/2013 00:58

He does smell nice, I was front row at a theatre he was doing standup in and he smelt fresh like cucumber and was squeaky clean. I have no desire towards him myself but I'd never seen anything like it in the women's toilets - there was a scrum at the sinks to get the makeup touched up.