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The MN Bunfight

(41 Posts)
SparklyAntlersInMyDecorating Sun 31-Mar-13 21:07:02

Questions that need answering:

Why buns? Surely they are too nice to throw - how about scones? Especially those cheese ones I made in year 7 that could have plugged the BP oil spill - they'd hurt.

Which bun is best? Is that the point? You have a bunfight over buns...

... final question - do you get more points the more pretentious sounding your bun? #offers salted caramel and apple as starter for 10#

I suppose there are obvious targets - that two seater in parent and child parking could hold a few buns, as could the trolley with the child standing in it.

very bored, sat here only with egg for company

OhDearieDearieMe Sun 31-Mar-13 21:08:47

Bollocks.

You sound lovely.

Welcome to MN.

Have you posted about this before?

grin

usualsuspect Sun 31-Mar-13 21:09:30

Interesting first post, OP

YouTheCat Sun 31-Mar-13 21:09:46

LTB grin

Kleptronic Sun 31-Mar-13 21:10:26

Reported. House!

SparklyAntlersInMyDecorating Sun 31-Mar-13 21:10:33

IANBU!

Pork buns

SanityClause Sun 31-Mar-13 21:11:48

biscuit

SecretLindtBunny Sun 31-Mar-13 21:12:37

Just for good measure

hmm

Redbindy Sun 31-Mar-13 21:14:10

Throw lumps of stale bread. The buns are all mine, each and every one of them. Especially the chocolate ones.

thistlelicker Sun 31-Mar-13 21:15:27

Holds hand and pours gin!

doobedoobedoo Sun 31-Mar-13 21:16:34

I prefer my buns hot and cross.

Looks like you've nailed that then? grin

SparklyAntlersInMyDecorating Sun 31-Mar-13 21:16:55

Realised I forgot the: ... bunfight rules need clarifying... and maybe no buns.. AIBU?!

I'll just keep a safe hold on the cherry, iced ones. Stale bread is an excellent substitute.

iworemyfringelikerogermcguinns Sun 31-Mar-13 21:18:12

buns because flapjack fights are banned on elf n safety grounds biscuit

SparklyAntlersInMyDecorating Sun 31-Mar-13 21:18:47

doobedoobedoo grin I always like current humour to relieve the tension.

morethanpotatoprints Sun 31-Mar-13 21:20:35

Rock buns, just like my niace sponge cakes turn out smile

doyouwantfrieswiththat Sun 31-Mar-13 21:20:41

damn. I bought flapjacks, hard as nails me.

YouTheCat Sun 31-Mar-13 21:27:36

Are they triangular?

SecretLindtBunny Sun 31-Mar-13 21:28:09

angry

A hot cross bunny

I weave my buns from lentils

EostreChaoticResurrEggtion Sun 31-Mar-13 21:32:55

Forget the buns if you don't want those eggs pass 'em here grin

doyouwantfrieswiththat Sun 31-Mar-13 21:33:26

I shape my flapjacks like oriental throwing stars, it's a little more effort but I think it's worthwhile.

doobedoobedoo Sun 31-Mar-13 21:34:11

doobedoobedoo grinI always like current humour to relieve the tension.

I give you "currant humour". grin

nenevomito Sun 31-Mar-13 21:35:34

I have a stale bread frizbee. Very useful for your bunfight is the stale bread frizbee.

doyouwantfrieswiththat Sun 31-Mar-13 21:38:32

My mum could bake a Yorkshire pudding that would take your eye out, they shattered when they hit the ground. She taught me everything I know

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