that most Mners are miserable?

(70 Posts)
BrunellaPommelhorse Thu 28-Mar-13 19:26:47

things people in rl LOVE that Mumsnet hates:

Summer
Hot weather
Photographs
Co workers having a drink
watching tv (apparently watching Dvds doesnt count as watching tv ;) )

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:45:09

And by the way, in case you all didn't know, I like Christmas. But only in December.

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:45:36

And I think I like summer. I can't really remember because we haven't had one since about 1994.

slatternlymother Thu 28-Mar-13 19:46:39

<threatens maryz with bottle>

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:47:39

As long as the bottle is full [hopeful]

UnChartered Thu 28-Mar-13 19:48:17

<calls thread police>

Maryz give me back my wine and get thee to the etiquette section

magimedi Thu 28-Mar-13 19:49:28

I love drinking! wine - 'tis really a pink gin.

landofsoapandglory Thu 28-Mar-13 19:50:01

I like Summer.
I like hot weather.
I like photographs.
I like watching tele.

I am, however, as miserable as fucking sin today.

Viviennemary Thu 28-Mar-13 19:55:49

I'm never happier than when complaining about something but whether this makes me miserable or not I don't know. I suppose it does. grin

Tweasels Thu 28-Mar-13 19:56:48

Whilst I admit there are many bizarre things that some people on here hate (toilet brushes, saying pardon, poor people etc.)

Photographs and the Summer....Really?

I'm literally jumping with joy, I'm so happy at the minute. In fact, I'm so happy I might go and punch a kitten. Anyone wanna join me?

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:57:06

etiquette? What's that?

Vivienne, it makes you happy, but everyone around you miserable, I suspect.

[arf]

UnChartered Thu 28-Mar-13 19:57:46

it's what you have before you start your 2nd glass, Maryz grin

chin chin

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:57:54

[http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-punch-a-kitten-2.png here you go]

[helpful]

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:58:09
Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:58:46
Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 19:59:08

<slurps>

BernadetteRostenkowskiWolowitz Thu 28-Mar-13 20:03:01

yall are very funny. and remind me all of this posh princessy girl on CDWM the other day. She had beautiful teeth and drank her red wine through a straw. The less priveleged diners were so shocked.

[bottoms up]

HildaOgden Thu 28-Mar-13 20:06:30

You forget to mention they (we?) love when someone posts a potential stirry thread and it descends into random giddiness grin

Tweasels Thu 28-Mar-13 20:10:29

Helpful as always Maryz grin

NuhichNuhaymuh Thu 28-Mar-13 20:15:22

<fights everyone for the bottle of wine>

Have to pubs are closed tomorrow

<panics>

ginhag Thu 28-Mar-13 20:18:24

Snorted wine out of my nose at unchartered's post way back there. ^ The 'pedants' one.

[redwinebogeyface]

Viviennemary Thu 28-Mar-13 20:18:48

I think you might be right Maryz. But I'm too old to change now. grin

TheBigJessie Thu 28-Mar-13 20:19:34

While I can whinge about most of the things mentioned in the OP, I wouldn't say I'm miserable. I'm quite happy because I leach the joy from other people's lives.

WhatKindofFool Thu 28-Mar-13 20:55:27

People on Mumsnet need to get a real life. I'm only on it because I am in a psychiatric hospital and I don't have anyone normal to talk to at the moment. It is great for getting your anger out and showing your hatred for the world.

UnChartered Thu 28-Mar-13 20:55:52

how very dare you gin

wink

Maryz Thu 28-Mar-13 21:04:24

And now I don't know whether WhatKindOfFool is being truthful, ironic, or just plain lying.

All three would demand very different responses.

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