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To ask if you could punch a cake, which cake would you punch?

(163 Posts)
littlemissbunny Thu 28-Mar-13 19:25:56

Inspired by Marmalades thread, I have been thinking about how much fun cake punching would be!

I would like to punch a Victoria sponge, all that jam and cream splattering would be very satisfying grin

So what cake would you punch?

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:26:51

Bah, I wanted one with bunny ears, like this grin

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:26:46

Preferably one with little butterflies or hearts on fuckers

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:25:52

That's definitely sealed his fate grin

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:22:57

Psychic X posting Sofa!

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:22:21

scrambled egg lemon drizzle or otherwise a beautifully crafted twee sickly cupcake grin

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:18:35

Cupcakes - twee little fuckers.

DameFanny Sat 30-Mar-13 17:35:58

Had to issue a correction here.

jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits

Cake goes hard when it stales, biscuits go soft.

Thank you.

Christmas cake...I hate fruit cake, marzipan and royal icing. The only pleasure I'd get from it is blatting it with something hard.

PickledInAPearTree Sat 30-Mar-13 12:52:03

I might book you for my wedding Samuel. I'll get a face guard for my poor old mum.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 30-Mar-13 12:01:10

grin

Not just me and my iPad, then!

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:56:52

SPLATTING SPLATTING SPLATTING GOD DAM YOU IPAD CUNT!

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:56:13

Splitting = splitting. I would never split the face of a mother of the bride.

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:54:54

I'd love to run into a wedding just as they were about to cut the cake and absolutely smash it to bits, throwing cake at all the guests and splitting it in the mother of the brides face,nor something equally outrageous. It would need to be one of those huge 6 tiered jobs. I'd proper body slam it. Huuuuuuuuuuuh!!! SPLAT.

It would be a Croquenbouche for me. They're all 'ooh la la, get me, I'm French you know and very, very sophisticated.' I wouldn't punch it though, just pull out one of the bottom profiteroles then stand back and watch it crumple before my eyes. Ha.

Tortington Sat 30-Mar-13 10:57:06

jaffa cakes are a biscuit.

one does not dunk cake in civilized society. one doe dunk jaffa

Jemma1111 Fri 29-Mar-13 21:35:33

I would get one of those sponge cakes with the icing and have my ex's photo printed onto it , then I would punch fuck out of it !

I think I might find that quite therapeutic
grin

littlemissbunny Fri 29-Mar-13 21:07:29

It's a good job I'm not working this weekend as we sell those profiterole towers and I don't know if I could resist the urge to punch them all grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose Fri 29-Mar-13 20:23:32

Cake and sporn all in one go!

I love it when he does that in the film!!

ShipwreckedAndComatose Fri 29-Mar-13 20:22:34

Yes, yes!!! Lets do it

PickledInAPearTree Fri 29-Mar-13 20:21:34

You could pop profiteroles like big creamy zits. Satisfying.

TrollFoot Fri 29-Mar-13 19:52:31

There's a lot of cake anger here.

Loislane78 Fri 29-Mar-13 19:44:29

Those chocolate profiteroles that are tiered up in plastic containers - I'd do that.

Don't get me wrong, I like an eclair/profiterole as much as the next person if the next person is a greedy choc-aholic but the splodge out of the the sides would be brilliant!!! Those plastic containers were designed for punching directly from above for maximum cream spillage.

DameFanny Fri 29-Mar-13 19:19:59

What are those horrible things people used to do, sponge casing looking like a Flan base, bits of fruit in jelly in the middle? I would punch that very hard, but I'd need gloves on so I didn't actually have to touch it.

Please tell us more about the drop-kicked cake at the barbecue johnsnow?

RaspberrySchnapps Fri 29-Mar-13 18:47:48

respect for OxfordBags martial arts skills

<shoulders grenade launcher and takes careful aim at a pile of Battenbergs>

BOOOOM. poot. fooooof.

Emilythornesbff Fri 29-Mar-13 18:43:00

And i believe jaffa cakes have been formally and legally given cake status custy

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