To ask if you could punch a cake, which cake would you punch?

(163 Posts)
littlemissbunny Thu 28-Mar-13 19:25:56

Inspired by Marmalades thread, I have been thinking about how much fun cake punching would be!

I would like to punch a Victoria sponge, all that jam and cream splattering would be very satisfying grin

So what cake would you punch?

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:54:54

I'd love to run into a wedding just as they were about to cut the cake and absolutely smash it to bits, throwing cake at all the guests and splitting it in the mother of the brides face,nor something equally outrageous. It would need to be one of those huge 6 tiered jobs. I'd proper body slam it. Huuuuuuuuuuuh!!! SPLAT.

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:56:13

Splitting = splitting. I would never split the face of a mother of the bride.

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 30-Mar-13 11:56:52

SPLATTING SPLATTING SPLATTING GOD DAM YOU IPAD CUNT!

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 30-Mar-13 12:01:10

grin

Not just me and my iPad, then!

PickledInAPearTree Sat 30-Mar-13 12:52:03

I might book you for my wedding Samuel. I'll get a face guard for my poor old mum.

Christmas cake...I hate fruit cake, marzipan and royal icing. The only pleasure I'd get from it is blatting it with something hard.

DameFanny Sat 30-Mar-13 17:35:58

Had to issue a correction here.

jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits

Cake goes hard when it stales, biscuits go soft.

Thank you.

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:18:35

Cupcakes - twee little fuckers.

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:22:21

scrambled egg lemon drizzle or otherwise a beautifully crafted twee sickly cupcake grin

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:22:57

Psychic X posting Sofa!

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:25:52

That's definitely sealed his fate grin

xigris Sat 30-Mar-13 18:26:46

Preferably one with little butterflies or hearts on fuckers

SofaCanary Sat 30-Mar-13 18:26:51

Bah, I wanted one with bunny ears, like this grin

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