to not want to buy a Cunt Colouring book or Bic Cristal pens for Her? (V Funny)!!

(31 Posts)
ThatVikRinA22 Tue 26-Mar-13 18:10:51

but to link them for your viewing pleasure just so you can read the hysterical reviews?

these pens will change your life girls!

and if you are stalwart of the FWR board then perhaps this is for you wink

you can have a minge of many colours, courtesy of this book

read the reviews and weep....grin

ThatVikRinA22 Sat 30-Mar-13 12:01:15

seen the veet for men one too....i think these rank with the framed picture of Paul Ross and the Katie Price /Peter Andre album.....

if you ever need cheering up seek those ones out too!

tethersend Sat 30-Mar-13 10:58:00

From the Bic for her pens:

"I'm just not finding these as absorbent as my usual feminine products. I think I will have to revert to what I was using before. Also, they hurt when I sit down."

<cries>

FrubesOnTheCouch Sat 30-Mar-13 10:43:23

grin

Jestrin Sat 30-Mar-13 10:41:07

My favourite was this:
I bought a copy along with some cheap colouring pens, but I never seem to manage more than a few strokes before my tip goes soft and leaky.

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sat 30-Mar-13 10:19:34

"(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"

Pickles101 Sat 30-Mar-13 10:14:48

"Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth."

grin grin grin

Oh god. I am crying on my sofa. This is priceless.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 10:03:11

I'm crying at the Men's Veets reviews particularly A.Chappell
"Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.....Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "." grin

This any good to anyone? http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/ref=pd_sim_b_8

Montybojangles Sat 30-Mar-13 09:57:25

Theres's an option to buy the cunt colouring book used, why on earth??? confused

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 09:57:23

I love Shelf Life's review. grin

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 09:54:13

'Fit more comfortably in women's hands' WTF!

Montybojangles Sat 30-Mar-13 09:52:37

Look at this for the men in your life then, the reviews are pure class:
www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364637057&sr=8-1

grin

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sat 30-Mar-13 08:07:03

And the "big colouring book of cocks" was frequently bought with Color my boobs. A titillating colouring book" grin

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sat 30-Mar-13 08:03:12

"Over three dozen c**ts of every size and description for you to color" grin grin

GilmoursPillow Sat 30-Mar-13 03:31:35

The Cunt Colouring Book was "frequently bought together" with Crayola Crayons grin

Bringmewineandcake Sat 30-Mar-13 00:15:59

Laughing at these in bed...managed to turn it into coughing when dh turned to look!

Startail Wed 27-Mar-13 01:14:22

someone posted this before an Amazon tried to sell me an adult origami book.
I'm useless at origami!

ThatVikRinA22 Wed 27-Mar-13 00:54:16

actually ive decided to buy the pens for work. that should be interesting....grin

Sickofthesnow Tue 26-Mar-13 18:50:20
DublinMammy Tue 26-Mar-13 18:45:02

The colouring book is available "new or used". Shudder.

Booyhoo Tue 26-Mar-13 18:43:16

grin

some of those reviews are genius!

grin those reviews are pee-leaking funny!

i want a fanjo colouring in book! <stamps foot>

NC78 Tue 26-Mar-13 18:29:57

A whole colouring book devoted to cunts. They don't come in that many colours.

My favourite review for the pens!

"I'm just not finding these as absorbent as my usual feminine products. I think I will have to revert to what I was using before. Also, they hurt when I sit down. "

gringringringringringrin

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