to not want to buy a Cunt Colouring book or Bic Cristal pens for Her? (V Funny)!!

(31 Posts)
ThatVikRinA22 Tue 26-Mar-13 18:10:51

but to link them for your viewing pleasure just so you can read the hysterical reviews?

these pens will change your life girls!

and if you are stalwart of the FWR board then perhaps this is for you wink

you can have a minge of many colours, courtesy of this book

read the reviews and weep....grin

NeverBeenToMe Tue 26-Mar-13 18:15:27

Oh god, yes, I've seen the colouring book ..... wtf will they think of next? Apart from the obvious cock colouring book

I want the colouring book.

YouTheCat Tue 26-Mar-13 18:20:43

It's all just so beautiful. grin

OhDearieDearieMe Tue 26-Mar-13 18:24:24

Oh dear - leaking wee at this bit grin

"........and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas" grin

FakeHotCrossLobsters Tue 26-Mar-13 18:25:08

I've just clicked on both links and now Amazon are going to send me emails based on them to suggest other things I might like, or things which the people who bought those things also bought with them.

God only knows what those things will be.

My favourite review for the pens!

"I'm just not finding these as absorbent as my usual feminine products. I think I will have to revert to what I was using before. Also, they hurt when I sit down. "

gringringringringringrin

NC78 Tue 26-Mar-13 18:29:57

A whole colouring book devoted to cunts. They don't come in that many colours.

grin those reviews are pee-leaking funny!

i want a fanjo colouring in book! <stamps foot>

Booyhoo Tue 26-Mar-13 18:43:16

grin

some of those reviews are genius!

DublinMammy Tue 26-Mar-13 18:45:02

The colouring book is available "new or used". Shudder.

Sickofthesnow Tue 26-Mar-13 18:50:20
ThatVikRinA22 Wed 27-Mar-13 00:54:16

actually ive decided to buy the pens for work. that should be interesting....grin

Startail Wed 27-Mar-13 01:14:22

someone posted this before an Amazon tried to sell me an adult origami book.
I'm useless at origami!

Bringmewineandcake Sat 30-Mar-13 00:15:59

Laughing at these in bed...managed to turn it into coughing when dh turned to look!

GilmoursPillow Sat 30-Mar-13 03:31:35

The Cunt Colouring Book was "frequently bought together" with Crayola Crayons grin

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sat 30-Mar-13 08:03:12

"Over three dozen c**ts of every size and description for you to color" grin grin

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sat 30-Mar-13 08:07:03

And the "big colouring book of cocks" was frequently bought with Color my boobs. A titillating colouring book" grin

Montybojangles Sat 30-Mar-13 09:52:37

Look at this for the men in your life then, the reviews are pure class:
www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364637057&sr=8-1

grin

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 09:54:13

'Fit more comfortably in women's hands' WTF!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 09:57:23

I love Shelf Life's review. grin

Montybojangles Sat 30-Mar-13 09:57:25

Theres's an option to buy the cunt colouring book used, why on earth??? confused

This any good to anyone? http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/ref=pd_sim_b_8

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 10:03:11

I'm crying at the Men's Veets reviews particularly A.Chappell
"Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.....Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "." grin

Oh god. I am crying on my sofa. This is priceless.

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