to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

(110 Posts)
slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 20:01:45

... and expect him to have friends?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:41:32

Yes it is.

No it isnt

LineRunnyEgg Mon 25-Mar-13 21:44:48

That's just automatic gainsaying.

gordyslovesheep Mon 25-Mar-13 21:45:35

It may have been - I was a scrawny 8 year old from Liverpool - the shop assistant sneered at me and I legged it grin ...got my Ice cream though - tutti fruiti !

gordyslovesheep Mon 25-Mar-13 21:46:32

I have tried to persuade my own kids to go into Hotel Chocolate and ask for Crunchy Frog Suprise ...they aren't keen

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:57:53

I reckon my dd would be up for that. I'd probably not have to bribe her much. grin

livinginwonderland Mon 25-Mar-13 21:59:35

yes it is.

RalphGnu Mon 25-Mar-13 22:00:17

It's a naughty boy name.

How about Tarquin Bubbles Bon Bon?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:00:38

Sounds 'tinny'.

Don't think that would work where we live, shoebox in middle of t'road

DaffodilAdams Mon 25-Mar-13 22:02:44

I like it OP. Very catchy.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:03:18

Crunchy Frog! I'd forgotten about that! Just like Anthrax Ripple.

Blimey, I thought everyone had gone to bed. If they had a bed, rather than just licking the road clean.

This ironing is taking me ages tonight.

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:03:19

You were lucky. We lived in rolled up newspaper in septic tank.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:05:25

Nigel Farage. Now THAT'S unreasonable!

OhDearieDearieMe Mon 25-Mar-13 22:06:54

I think we should have Johnson cold for supper! grin

Maat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:07:32

Biscuit Barrel should be double barrelled.

doyouwantfrieswiththat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:09:31

It's a bit of a mouthful when screaming at him in the local park, but if he's an only child that'll give you more time.

Kveta Mon 25-Mar-13 22:09:45

I prefer throat wobbler mangrove myself.

It'll never fit on the passport you know. You try filling in a form with 20 spaces for your middle name and see how he gets on. It's just cruel I tell you.

cumfy Mon 25-Mar-13 22:16:28

Is he an MP ?

cumfy Mon 25-Mar-13 22:16:53

or just a very clever boy ?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:20:26

Neither comfy he's not even the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Must be an MP then nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 22:24:13

Does he haggle?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:25:15

Don't you oppress me!

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:30:38

AIBU to worry that my DS cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?

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