to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

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slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 20:01:45

... and expect him to have friends?

hermioneweasley Mon 25-Mar-13 21:04:24

Or Mr Smoke-too-much

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:07:17

Dd used to go into school aged 6 and declare 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in her best Hungarian accent. So proud. grin

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again

HamAlive Mon 25-Mar-13 21:08:45

Dave?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:09:11

Dave's a girl's name. hmm

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:10:58

Is this the right chatroom for an argument?

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 21:11:22

Vivian Smith-Smyth-Smith? Has a nice upper class ring to it??

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:12:18

Esquire, deceased? grin

livinginwonderland Mon 25-Mar-13 21:14:43

Can I just say this is the first time I've been on television?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:16:13

And now a man with 9 legs...

He ran away.

HamAlive Mon 25-Mar-13 21:21:37

Oh yes, I do apologise.

Fghonn? Pronounced John, obviously.

gordyslovesheep Mon 25-Mar-13 21:22:00

My mum bribed me with ice cream in 1978 to go into a very posh cheese shop in York and ask for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

IAmLouisWalsh Mon 25-Mar-13 21:22:45

Raymond LuxuryYacht?

LadyIsabellaWrotham Mon 25-Mar-13 21:23:36

What about Frank?

Frank's a nice name.

President Nixon has a hedgehog called Frank.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:25:56

gordy that wasn't down Petergate was it?

And now for something completely different....

I took DS to see The Croods today and one of the script writers is John Cleese.

Would you like a five minute AIBU or the full half hour?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:26:59

Oh god! Gordy that is brilliant. grin

Did they have any?

How about "Knight Jose Ni" as an alternative, in case he turns out to be a girl?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:28:39

Or Zoot?

livinginwonderland Mon 25-Mar-13 21:30:40

will you get him an ex-parrot?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:33:47

norks the way this thread is going, it might be the full half hour.

No it isn't.

livinginwonderland Mon 25-Mar-13 21:35:13

yes it is.

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 21:36:18

That's not an argument.

OhDearieDearieMe Mon 25-Mar-13 21:36:46

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha once nailed my head to a coffee table. True.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:37:22

No. It's just contradiction. A proper argument isn't just saying "no it isn't"

MsTakenidentity Mon 25-Mar-13 21:39:27

OP's nickname choice is probably better than Toilet grin

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