to want to start the most controversial thread ever

(106 Posts)
slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 16:35:00

I guess it's cos i'm bored.

thezebrawearspurple Mon 25-Mar-13 16:42:27

Then you should have thought of something.

SadGiantPanda Mon 25-Mar-13 16:44:01

You would have had more of a chance if you had called this thread: '... to of started the most contraversiol thread ever.'

Good luck. At least you're not killing off poor innocent pandas.

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 16:46:13

I'm appalled! You can't just dump that here in this AIBU space!

It's tantemount to stealing a child and parent space in ASDA or letting your children survive solely on sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

You should be ashamed. grin

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 18:12:57

Never mind all that, how many parents have not RSVP'd your party invites yet?? And as for that child having a tantrum on the High Street.............well, all down to bad parenting.

<Helped you out with a few issues there>

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 18:14:16

Oh and don't forget children not giving up their seats for adults on the bus/train/McDonalds

TheCraicDealer Mon 25-Mar-13 18:16:45

What's that, OP? You have a Nanny and she gave your DC sausage rolls?

You disgust me.

thebody Mon 25-Mar-13 18:16:50

Aibu to still co sleep and ebf my 10 year old.

ebf my 10 yo

Ouch- those buggers have got sharp teeth shock

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 18:22:58

Yuk, your plumber poohed in your toilet, how skanky!!

MissBrown Mon 25-Mar-13 18:23:15

How about the 'fat' thing? That always causes a stir.

AIBU to wean one of my 2 month old twins on greggs sausage rolls and fruit shoots whilst EBF the other one in a disabled parking space at Asda before yelling at other people for parking in the mother and baby spaces?

Boomtastic Mon 25-Mar-13 18:24:47

OMG You asked for cash as a wedding present!!!!!!!!!shockshockshock

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 18:25:38

You need some deranged MIL stories too. Now we are really getting it. This is starting to be quite good fun!!

<Fun can be quite controversial on MN>

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 18:31:53

actually, stanley it genuinely is my DS party next week and 3 people still haven't RSVPd, including one parent who cancelled her DS's party because not enough people had RSVPD!!! so you would think she would RSVP me? and I did RSVP her, BTW, but with a no as my DS had another party to go to and we'd already accepted that one. True Story. Seriously. True.

Some people are like, unbelievaaaaah bahhhl.

Salmotrutta Mon 25-Mar-13 18:33:47

Did you Nanny read a wedding magazine at soft play?

Salmotrutta Mon 25-Mar-13 18:35:18

And did you eat grapes before paying for them?

How about a security light that shines into your elderly neighbours house?

thebody Mon 25-Mar-13 18:40:42

Aibu the teacher raised her voice at my Pfb and I think he now needs counselling. Shall I tell ofsted/head teacher/ my MP.

And

The thing is he doesn't like the school books of biff and chip as they bore him. He has just finished war and peace.

He's 6. Should I tell the teacher he won't be holiday reading anyway
As we are goat tracking over Mongolia to live with a tribe of Trappist monks.

Branleuse Mon 25-Mar-13 18:43:23

I just ate ninety creme eggs whilst roaring with laughter at frankie boyle paedo jokes.

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 18:59:37

Slippysofa, then you need to get the plumber who poohed in your toilet to drive round to the no-RSVPers houses, park on their driveways, use their outsidetap to clean his van, shout at their MILs and force feed the children with sausage rolls and fruit shoots, whilst requesting a cash present for your Dcs birthday next week. That'll learn 'em not to RSVP!!!

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 19:03:30

He could also shag the nanny/au-pair whilst she was ready a wedding magazine. At a playbarn. If you wanted to be really vindictive.

INeedThatForkOff Mon 25-Mar-13 19:25:03

You could leave your 3yo to fix his own lunch while you have a kip, enabling your DH to bring home the bacon.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 19:33:53

Right.
I am Frankie Boyle.
I send my children to private school.
I am a SAHM
With a cleaner
Who is crap
So I sacked her and got another one
I am going to send my DD to boarding school as she annoys me
My husband only earns £200k and I still feel poor#
What else?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 19:34:43

I am a vegan.
But I can't give up bacon sarnies, I just can't i can't i can't
I dont use apostrophe's.

TeggieCampbeggBlegg Mon 25-Mar-13 19:35:33

Pandas are crap.

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