Ones got the shits

(37 Posts)
debbie1412 Sun 03-Mar-13 17:42:26

Seriously do we need to know the queen has a bad case of S&D. And does she really want the world knowing about it.

Sallyingforth Mon 04-Mar-13 12:16:30

Poor old Charles, Every time he phones the hospital to ask how she is, they hang up on him!

ToeCap Mon 04-Mar-13 11:27:34

well, I would lay the blame with the Royal advisors to the media. Who clearly have not thought things through. What did they expect? ER has the squits, or course there will be jokes.

pigletmania Mon 04-Mar-13 11:09:28

Poor thing having tat plastered all over te media. Could they not sayshe hada virus or something

GrowSomeCress Mon 04-Mar-13 08:08:25

Old lady gets ill, so funny.

ToeCap Mon 04-Mar-13 08:02:21

or pandemoniaa even

ToeCap Mon 04-Mar-13 08:01:55

pandemonida Maybe she is sitting on the commode singing chas n dave grin

RedHotRudieParts Mon 04-Mar-13 00:00:33

Ah well, least there's no chance of her dying of thirst / starvation like far too many 86 year olds have this year.

Pandemoniaa Sun 03-Mar-13 23:51:17

I was a bit astonished at the Radio 4 News comment that "The Queen is in good spirits despite her admission to hospital". Only "good spirits" and a nasty attack of gastroenteritis seem kind of incompatible.

I'd have thought there were better ways to express that she's not causing them concern and is feeling reasonable despite the circumstances. But "in good spirits" suggests she's sat, merrily on a commode conducting some sort of Chas N' Dave pub sing-song.

LadyBeagleEyes Sun 03-Mar-13 23:15:14

86 year old woman has d&v and has been forced to take time of work.
And has now been hospitalised for it.
That's so funny.

PeneloPeePitstop Sun 03-Mar-13 23:06:36

Hope she's keeping it in the fridge

PowerPants Sun 03-Mar-13 22:48:00

I bet she has that lovely quilted loo roll.

PowerPants Sun 03-Mar-13 22:47:11

Toe Cap that made me laugh out loud.

hmc Sun 03-Mar-13 22:46:07

She's probably one of those flag waving, jingoistic, jam making, bunting obsessed, Tory voting Royalists

PeneloPeePitstop Sun 03-Mar-13 22:40:47

Oh look! Thread police! Run away!

debbie1412 Sun 03-Mar-13 22:13:34

No body asked you to read my childish attention seeking thread !

hmc Sun 03-Mar-13 22:08:50

It's really not news and has no place in the headlines

willesden Sun 03-Mar-13 22:05:10

Oh look, another childish, attention-seeking thread.

idiot55 Sun 03-Mar-13 21:13:38

poor woman, who likes having a stomach bug, never mind knowing the whole worls knows about it.

Enfyshedd Sun 03-Mar-13 20:50:58

I feel sorry for her. She's an old lady (same age as my DGF) who's not very well at the moment, and can't be poorly in peace.

meddie Sun 03-Mar-13 19:59:39

friends facebook led with

BREAKING NEWS.....Queen has a poo!!

I must admit I sniggered.

ToeCap Sun 03-Mar-13 19:55:35

pmsl brown rain

PeneloPeePitstop Sun 03-Mar-13 19:28:43

They probably think pukey is more palatable than brown rain wink

corblimeymadam Sun 03-Mar-13 19:12:59

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PeneloPeePitstop Sun 03-Mar-13 18:59:12

Oh this thread is my spiritual home grin

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