Ones got the shits

[debbie1412]

Seriously do we need to know the queen has a bad case of S&D. And does she really want the world knowing about it.

[ToeCap]

I know, not necessary to go into details, just say the queen is recovering from a virus or some shit. Well not shit

[ToeCap]

Wonder if she has the ring of fire though. Phil might have been slathering on the sudocream for her.

[roadkillbunny]

I had a good internal giggle about the wording used by the bbc yesterday where they talked about the sickness and 'irritation' but danced round any words close to admitting that yes, the queen does poo and more to the point, rather allot just at the moment!

[ToeCap]

I expect the royal laundry is busy.

[thegreylady]

She is a sick old lady and our head of state :(
Quite unnecessary to be snide about it.

[Lynned]

Bet she's had to spend a lot of time on the throne disclaimer, just a joke, I am sorry she is ill

[Dawndonna]

One doesn't give a shit!

[ToeCap]

greyLady - We love a bit of toilet humour in this country and I bet the royals do to, behind closed doors

[andubelievedthat]

Yes , sad to realise but even members of the "firm " sometimes have to do a (royal )shit .

[BettySuarez]

I follow a spoof Quern on Twitter whose latest tweet is

"@Queen_UK: Ok, who does one have to knight in this hospital to get a gin smuggled in?".

[Still18atheart]

I love @Queen_UK her tweets are the best. Actually I think all the spoof royal family twitters are hilarious

[PeneloPeePitstop]

Oh this thread is my spiritual home

[PeneloPeePitstop]

They probably think pukey is more palatable than brown rain

[ToeCap]

pmsl brown rain

[meddie]

friends facebook led with

BREAKING NEWS.....Queen has a poo!!

I must admit I sniggered.

[Enfyshedd]

I feel sorry for her. She's an old lady (same age as my DGF) who's not very well at the moment, and can't be poorly in peace.

[idiot55]

poor woman, who likes having a stomach bug, never mind knowing the whole worls knows about it.

[willesden]

Oh look, another childish, attention-seeking thread.

[hmc]

It's really not news and has no place in the headlines

[debbie1412]

No body asked you to read my childish attention seeking thread !

[Sparklingbrook]

I said the same yesterday

[PeneloPeePitstop]

Oh look! Thread police! Run away!

[hmc]

She's probably one of those flag waving, jingoistic, jam making, bunting obsessed, Tory voting Royalists

[PowerPants]

Toe Cap that made me laugh out loud.