To get the horn over Jon Richardson?

(60 Posts)

Bountiful tonight, first Room 101 now 8 out of 10 cats. He just needs a damn good seeing to & cuddle.

witchface Sat 23-Feb-13 08:17:45

Yes yes yes to adam hills. Russell Howard and Jon Richardson both give me the creeps so no thanks.

squoosh Sat 23-Feb-13 03:30:40

Russell Howard???? I'd rather fuck John McCririck.

Tortington Sat 23-Feb-13 01:23:07

i'd do wonkey eyed russell over OCD richardson any day of the week. Saw richarson live - was shit. hes great on a panel show, but the 'im so ocd schtick is grating'

Russell Howard is my Number 1! I loves him

YANBU!

I think hes gorgeous! There's something about him. I would happily do bad things to and with him grin

StuntGirl Sat 23-Feb-13 00:58:43

Mickey bloody Flannagan?!?! Christ, if Jon Richardson was second on the weird crush list Flannagan had to be first, surely!

WinterWinds Fri 22-Feb-13 23:50:03

I've got a strange fascination with Jon Richardson as he has a remarkable resembleance to my DH. Although my Dh is older and bigger than JR, but go back 15 years or so and the likeness is uncanny!!!

Although i do find him funny, he does come across as grumpy, i just put that down to his OCD.

Maybe thats the real problem, he just needs a good seeing to!!!!!

But i will stick with my DH, (his personality is completely the opposite) if you dont mind and leave you ladies to fight it out between yourselves!! grin

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 22-Feb-13 23:35:26

I must be ovulating or summit, as I am thinking: Jon R - yup / Sean Locke - very yes / Danny Dyer - oh hell yeah / Mickey Flanagan - abso-bloody-lutely.

Russell Howard - go on then, even though 70's post has made me realise you look like a guinea pig. And you fancy yourself now that you're all bicepy and 'tanned'.

HAve I missed anyone mentioned thus far? Tom Hardy? Well, of course.

I wouldn't do Jon R or Sean Locke.

And DEFINATELY not Danny Dwyer/Dyer. His non stop swearing got on my wick after ten minutes.

Not Russell Howard either (he doesn't like guinea-pigs) shock

Mickey Flannagan............rubs thighs and drools.....blush

RedToothBrush Fri 22-Feb-13 23:15:41

I can not believe that anyone thinks that Jon Richardson would be good in bed! He'd moan about the colour of the wallpaper whilst you did him. Or do his pathetic, 'why don't girls like me?' routine. Which some of you seem to be suckers for!

KoalaFace Fri 22-Feb-13 22:59:17

Squoosh I can only assume he was stranded on a desert island for a decade and learnt to fight and kill wild animals, got all rugged and was blessed by the islands god of sex.

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:53:46

is that ok for you? is it ok if I put it in now? are you sure? are you sure?

What a passion killer.

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:43:22

Koala I know! He's so hot, what the hell happened? I never envisaged the day when I would fancy Jerome from bloody Robson & Jerome, but he's just so, hhnnnnnggghhhhh, in GOT and in Ripper St too. And a really good actor. He's my current top celeb crush, they usually last about 6 months.

And yes GregBishopsBottomBitch Sean Lock would be hilarious and filthy. Jon Richardson might be a bit of a weeper I fear or a bit of a 'is that ok for you? is it ok if I put it in now? are you sure? are you sure?'

LousThighBurn Fri 22-Feb-13 22:41:00

JR is all mine,because I am very sore (in an unsexy way) and he would make me feel much better. So please fellow JR lovers, please let me have him. thanks. rides Jon off into the sunset

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:39:58

Babies I think we probably have... smile

grin re Sean Locke kink monster. Can't help but feel that we've all already witnessed his cum face though...

Yes yes yes to Tom Hardy too!

MagzFarqharson Fri 22-Feb-13 22:34:30

Oh and MrsTom DD2 has also had a Serious Crush on your DH. I sat through that boxing film at the pictures with her, cos none of her friends wanted to go. But, to be fair, if I was 6 months years younger I would see the attraction. Hmmm.... But he was terribly good in Inception.... and that Martina Cole thing on Sky - Oooo dirty boy.

Right, back to the Drunk thread...

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:31:57

Sean Lock is hilarious, and i bet hes a real kinkmonster.

KoalaFace Fri 22-Feb-13 22:31:28

Squoosh Jerome as Bronn in Game of Thrones shock When did he get all dark and sexy??

Jon Richardson makes me laugh. He's cute in a sexless way to me though...

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:30:32

Sean Lock would be more fun.

And dirtier.

MrsTomHardy Fri 22-Feb-13 22:27:58

I so would grin

GregBishopsBottomBitch Fri 22-Feb-13 22:27:21

Magz I'd help ya, aslong as got free play with him.

MagzFarqharson Fri 22-Feb-13 22:26:00

DD2 is completely in love with him. She has the same OCD things as him, they would get on so well.

We saw him last year on tour, and seriously considered kidnapping him - haha. (Don't call the authorities on us) hmm

squoosh Fri 22-Feb-13 22:23:52

He's cute but very, very, short.

He is funny and does make me chuckle.

BUT I'd say he'd be a massive pain in the arse to go out with, his OCD ways would have me chucking him out of a top floor window for complaining that the towels were wrongly aligned. Plus I think he's be very vanilla in the sack.

But hey, I fancy Jerome Flynn, what the hell do I know!

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