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To everytime I hear the phrase quantative easing....

(18 Posts)
Cydonia Thu 21-Feb-13 06:32:25

Oops I've spelt it wrong haven't I? It's early!

Cydonia Thu 21-Feb-13 06:31:12

There's a racehorse called Quantative Easing ( actually I think it might be all one word. ) That's what I think of smile

I think of this poem:

Naming of Parts

(extract herewith)
"And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring."

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:58:47

Oh bugger. Missed the 'i'. grin

Bogeyface Wed 20-Feb-13 22:54:10

And gringrin at chuck on a fiver

A vomit covered £5 coin wrapped in barbed wire no less!

Bogeyface Wed 20-Feb-13 22:53:22

grin

Fuck it, I would chuck in all I have to see the cabinet "easing"!

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:43:04

Line them all up. I'll chuck on a fiver for the privilege. grin

Bogeyface Wed 20-Feb-13 22:41:55

grin

Can we not have IDS quantitively easing a £5 coin covered in barbed wire out of his claimant, elderly, ill disabled, poor people hating arsehole?

I know that QE isnt his department but I hate him so much I would rather imagine him doing it than anyone else!

grin

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:36:06

I meant with the £5 coin wrapped in barbed wire. grin

Noo! Not Osborne quantitively easing- someone attractive...

SoleSource Wed 20-Feb-13 22:34:10

I have never heard this phrase!

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:34:04

Can we swap the banker for Osbourne? grin

Bogeyface Wed 20-Feb-13 22:33:13

I was about to come on here and rant about QE, only to find it is a joke!

OK, in that case, it is a 5 pound coin, wrapped in barbed wire grin

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:32:50

Hadn't thought of it like that. hmm

Noo! I think of sex - it's the 'easing' bit...

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:30:11

Or a £2 coin? grin

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 20-Feb-13 22:29:06

..imagine a red faced banker straining to poo out a pound coin?

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