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YANBU and I love you just a little bit OP for shedding light on my murderous tendancies towards DH today. Why is it a week before my period? 2 days of utter rage, then 5 days of normal then bleeding. Sigh.

Sorry I haven't read the thread but

YABVVVU

Send Mr Theroux to my house, he will be made very welcome.

Also DH is starting his new job on Monday and will be away Monday-Friday for the next month. The unreasonable git is trying to be nice to me and attentive and affectionate as he will be away. Twat.

Ms Oh gawd...I cannot stand the nicey-nicey 'Shall I make you a nice cup of tea' solicitous enquiries.

The urge to elbow him sharply in the neck is almost overwhelming.

Ideally, DH would work away 1 week in 4.

Ooh I'm there with you this week. Had the cheek to ask me if any pants were clean.

WELL WASH THEM YOURSELF THEN, I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER, DON'T LOOK AT ME ARGH.

I do feel sorry for him. Afterwards.

So I am trying really hard to be nice. I offered to iron his work shirts tonight if he would go through the online shopping order. I ironed both shirts and put the ironing bits away without a word. He apparently needs half an hour of constant praise as he added 5 or 6 things I had forgotten.

Fuck off DH. I currently can't wait for him to leave. Guaranteed sobbing on Monday night though

I have eaten a stupid amount of food today and watched 2 films, I know I said earlier that I was glad DP had gone away until tomorrow night and that I wouldn't mind if he didn't come back ever but I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

Pfft. He's out enjoying himself and I am on my own