to think audis are mostly driven by idiots

(243 Posts)
germyrabbit Thu 14-Feb-13 21:21:31

everytime i drive on the motorway an audi is up my arse flashing me to move over. on crimewatch just now an audi driver ploughed into some pedestrians in a town centre.

what it is about an audi that makes people drive like morons?

KatoPotato Mon 18-Feb-13 10:30:01

Well, the arsehole who riled me up today was driving a...

Black Fiat Punto 08

Tearing down the motorway, changing lanes to undertake the whole way. I was willing him to be stopped but nay.

I did finally meet him at the lights at the end of the junction exit, which I do enjoy cruising to an oh so casual stop after driving impeccably!

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 18-Feb-13 20:12:34

I love meeting people who have raced like mad at lights. It makes me feel so smug

superstarheartbreaker Mon 18-Feb-13 20:20:38

I am VW polo driver and yes I am slow and rubbish!

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 19-Feb-13 17:15:14

I have just been tailgated in my Audi , in a 30 zone by a fucking lifeline ambulance. I'm raging !!!!

PessaryPam Wed 20-Feb-13 17:46:55

super grin

Bogeyface Wed 20-Feb-13 18:19:21

Just got back from Tesco and the wanker who screamed into the carpark scattering trolleys and children right and left and then screeched into a disabled space (sans blue badge, natch) was driving an Audi 4X4! Do I win?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 20-Feb-13 22:10:48

I think you do bogey face

RaspberryFizz Tue 14-Jul-15 17:26:45

Too many jealous people over generalising and stereotyping. If you could afford one maybe your views would change

18yearsoftrying Tue 14-Jul-15 20:51:11

As a professional nursery nurse qualified employed nanny of 22 years who is very proud of all the children she has cared for, maybe I should lose my A4?!

I'll drive your most precious belongings to & from their school & activities in a car that isn't quite so safe as it would certainly allow me to keep a bit more of my hard earned salary for myself!

I've been a MNer for a decade.

Here.... Have my first ever biscuit

Heathcliff27 Tue 14-Jul-15 20:54:11

That'll be me then smile although i'm not an idiot and am way too old to be driving like a twat grin

FeelTheNoise Tue 14-Jul-15 21:25:52

I love my Audi grin

ToFleaOrNotToFlea Tue 14-Jul-15 21:51:53

Op, what a moronic thing to say!

Do you generalise about skin colour in the same way?

jeanswithatwist Tue 14-Jul-15 21:56:07

the op could have been written by me. i HATE new audi's as more often than not they are driven by complete cunts of the 'i have arrived' mentality. apparently alot are driven as company cars to there is alot of the 'boy racer' mentality. obviously, there will be odd occasion when one appears to be driven by a decent human being but most of the time, they are driven way too fast and as always, right up ones arse aggressively too. mind you, range rovers are just as fucking bad, i hate em' and have to drive alot for a living so no getting away from the bastards

Collaborate Tue 14-Jul-15 22:05:29

Erm..... has anyone stopped to look at the date of the OP?

Zombie thread!

UncertainSmile Tue 14-Jul-15 22:06:50


UncertainSmile Tue 14-Jul-15 22:07:51

Erm..... has anyone stopped to look at the date of the OP?

Zombie thread!

Oh, arse. I normally check. Must be on autopilot.

UpWithPup Tue 14-Jul-15 22:16:09

YANB. That is all.

Nicola19 Tue 14-Jul-15 22:39:03

I've got this terrible thing about VW Golfs! I just can't help watching out for them and thinking they are doing something twatty and cheeky!!

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