To have used his razor

(31 Posts)
Cheeio26 Tue 12-Feb-13 19:40:14

To shave my arsehole?? He was mean to me. Said some hurtful things, told me he was leaving and walked out. So I went in the shower and used his razor to shave my arsehole.

WheresMrMonkey Tue 12-Feb-13 22:39:38

Haha holly good thinking, valentines day coming up, may be expected to kiss.... Will make sure current toothbrush not a revenge one

OHforDUCKScake Tue 12-Feb-13 21:57:21

Ach it was stolen. Cant take rap for that, Anal Beard is a band in Brighton. grin

Fakebook Tue 12-Feb-13 21:56:36

So you just dropped everything and went and shaved your arsehole? confused. How therapeutic.

ThereGoesTheYear Tue 12-Feb-13 21:55:36

Arf at 'anal beard' grin

OHforDUCKScake Tue 12-Feb-13 21:53:28

Either that, or people just havent realised they have hairy bum holes.

<suspects thats it>

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 21:53:26

I'm nearly 50 and I've get to get one ..... you lot really are quite mind boggling at times.

OHforDUCKScake Tue 12-Feb-13 21:52:13

Are those who have hair free bum holes below the age of 30?

Because I found I grew my Anal Beard a little later on....

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 12-Feb-13 21:52:00

Not recommended if he's mean to you when you have post-birth piles confused

zippey Tue 12-Feb-13 21:49:17

So he is mean to you so you're mean to him? Sounds like you deserve one another!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 12-Feb-13 20:50:39

Erm, people are different. confused

Nope nor mine. My arsehole is smooth thanks!

boak at hairy arses

squeakytoy Tue 12-Feb-13 20:45:00

I agree with Holly on this... it aint normal in my world!!!

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:44:57

BTw - if you use you blokes tooth brush to clean the bog - please do rememebr that when he cleans his teeth, he;s then kissing you.

>Laughing. A. Lot<

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:43:42

You lot are just plain deformed shock

MadamFolly Tue 12-Feb-13 20:40:48

I thought hair on the arse was normal, is it not? shock

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 12-Feb-13 20:32:57

holly don't you?! shock

Facebaffle Tue 12-Feb-13 20:30:57

How the fuck do you shave your arsehole? confused

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:28:41

you have a hairy arsehole?

Oh my shock

Hah, I have just got out of the bath, having used DH's razor to shave my legs and possibly other parts of myself.

I couldn't use my own razor because it turns out he used it for his morning shave because he couldn't be bothered to get his own out of the overnight bag. It is now blunted to the point of uselessness thanks to his weirdy adamantine facial hair.

As my Gran would say, that'll learn him...

;)

WheresMrMonkey Tue 12-Feb-13 20:15:00

His?? My!!

WheresMrMonkey Tue 12-Feb-13 20:09:31

I've done awful things with his Dh toothbrush so you have my support!

SoleSource Tue 12-Feb-13 20:02:17

Hairy arses are not nice. I imaac mine, in 2008.

TheFallenNinja Tue 12-Feb-13 19:48:31

YANBU. Just packing his stuff into bin bags is soooo last season.

GrowSomeCress Tue 12-Feb-13 19:46:52

grin

Cheeio26 Tue 12-Feb-13 19:44:58

Good one something.

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