What The Actual Fuck Do I Do?! Quick help!!

(72 Posts)
RosiesRedLetter Fri 08-Feb-13 21:19:30

I have a water infection . Can't get to drs til tomorrow . I literally need to piss a rain drop every 2 mins .

Thought a full carton of cranberry juice would be a good idea .

I'm in the toilets at work having PISSED myself !! Actually PISSED myself !! I have about 5 mins left before my break finishes !!

What the fuck do I do ??

I've pissed my pants - right through to my trousers !!

mum382013 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:20:19

have you got your phone?

Cantbelieveitsnotbutter Fri 08-Feb-13 21:20:30

Hand dryer?

Lostonthemoors Fri 08-Feb-13 21:20:41

Say you've been sick in loo and rush straight over to put coat on and leave?

Struffle Fri 08-Feb-13 21:20:53

Go home sick.

Phone out of hours docs on your way home.

Water infections are no joke and yours sounds pretty severe. I wouldn't be waiting until tomorrow.

RosiesRedLetter Fri 08-Feb-13 21:20:59

Now I have crumbled pissy tissue all over my black pants !

wrinklyraisin Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:13

Spill some water on the floor then wet the butt of your pants more then say you slipped on a wet floor (and threaten legal action lol) ...

mum382013 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:21

is anyone in the ladies with you? do you work anywhere that might have a spare uniform? and go commando? xxxxxx

NoelHeadbands Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:28

Oh dear. Hand drier?

Paper towels?

Pretend to throw a cup of coffee over yourself?

Sensible thing to do is go home- you're not well

Any chance you can put your coat on to cover up trousers, in a nonchalant "just feeling the cold tonight" fashion?

Lostonthemoors Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:47

I agree that you should call ooh dr - I had to go to A&E with cystitis once.

mum382013 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:55

i would go home sick too

wrinklyraisin Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:58

Seriously though, get seen today. Water infections are hellish.

Bobyan Fri 08-Feb-13 21:21:58

Pretend you have spilt something...

Try bicarbonate of soda in water to relieve your symptoms.

And maybe ask to go home off sick as you're not feeling very well?

HollyBerryBush Fri 08-Feb-13 21:22:16

Go home NOW and lay up.

MajesticWhine Fri 08-Feb-13 21:22:20

What is your work? Can you just go and put your coat on, and tell your boss you've just thrown up and you've probably got norovirus, and you're probably going to throw up again any second and go straight home.

Oh, and get some Cystoleve or something on the way home.

skullcandy Fri 08-Feb-13 21:22:22

go home!

whattodoo Fri 08-Feb-13 21:22:51

Got any friends at work who have spare clothing in their locker/car? Got a coat you can put on while you wash trousers and dry with hand dryer?

To be honest, I'd tell my manager that I've suddenly become I'll and have to go home.

Can anyone pick you up from work with spare clothes?

ok they're black. people won't notice they're wet. had this problem during my pg's.

say you've been sick and get that cranberry juice on the way home. try for emergency appt at docs.

good luck.

FutTheShuckUp Fri 08-Feb-13 21:23:28

Sorry but grin
could be worse- when on xenical I shat messen at work...

PrettyKitty1986 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:23:55

Definitely grab a cup of water and 'drop' it in your lap...I can remember doing this when I was about 14 and laughed so hard I peed myself at my friends sleepover...no one knew!

JaquelineHyde Fri 08-Feb-13 21:23:56

Is it a single loo?

If so strip, rinse trousers and dry under hand dryer, pop your knickers in the bin.

Go home sick and get to an out of hours Drs.

CaptainSweatPants Fri 08-Feb-13 21:24:09

Go home!

Is it care work/ midwifery?

They'll understand

Cup of coffee, all over yourself, rub at it with tissue so it's all covered with it. Then leave in a huff to go home and change.

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