to be horrified at the names my daughter has given her children?

(165 Posts)
PeggyCarter Thu 07-Feb-13 18:04:24

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My dd (then 27 months) bought her baby brother a duck when he was born. She loves chinese food. She named it pancake. Dark

buildingmycorestrength Fri 08-Feb-13 14:11:03

Love this thread so so much. 'Egginacup' just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?

DS named 'his' chicken Bob Twinkle Star. An actual real life chicken. May have outed myself there.

And his baby doll he named 'Ever' which I thought was quite nice.

bigbuttons Fri 08-Feb-13 14:16:04

the dc's also ( still) have a puppet which is a sort of rodent type thing, kind of squirrel/hamster/guinea pig, but then, maybe not. It's always been called foxy- squirrel

My dd's baby boy doll is called Sheppey. I rather like it.

Taffeta Fri 08-Feb-13 14:23:14

DS used to have a walk along dog, a golden lab, which he called Blackie. hmm

buildingmycorestrength Fri 08-Feb-13 16:51:25

Oh, and my husband had a teddy called...

Teddy of All the Bottoms


buildingmycorestrength Sat 09-Feb-13 12:24:36

Can we have some more please?

Entire family weeping with laughter at Egginacup, Baby Bumcrack, Jackie the Fart, Carfight, Bemily, and the six-inch nail.


NinthWave Sat 09-Feb-13 12:42:04

My 2yo has a cuddly frog called MetMet

Jessepinkman Sat 09-Feb-13 12:48:33

Open and shut is my dds favourite name.

openerofjars Sun 10-Feb-13 16:22:20

When I was pg with DD, DS suggested "Little Lord Jesus" for a boy and "Baby Auntie Cath" for a girl.

We said he could help pick a middle name, so he suggested "Wall-E".


LackaDAISYcal Mon 11-Feb-13 16:07:08

:D at openerofjars. <waves>

LackaDAISYcal Mon 11-Feb-13 16:08:23

oooh, my grin is broken! :D obviously doesn't work here <been away from MN too long>


WhereTheWildOnesSnow Mon 11-Feb-13 16:14:54

DS has 3 imaginary friends, one is called Art, another is Fast and the other is called Zombie-knight-Vampire.

borninastorm Mon 11-Feb-13 16:39:05

Ds's teddies are called Bob, Ruby and Bob's Cousin.

zukiecat Mon 11-Feb-13 16:58:58

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Have we got a mumsnet classic here?? I'm loving this thread

My sister had dolls called SusanMatron (yes all one word) and Wellendeakin (or possibly Well 'n Deacon). And Ann grin

Ds desperately wanted his dsis to be called Snowbubble - awwwwsmile

MarianMaudsley Mon 11-Feb-13 17:17:14

dd2's "babies" are called Blue and Pink, which I think i quite cool
dd1 has a pink tutu-wearing, flaxen plaited, very girly doll. Called Trevor.

shrinkingnora Mon 11-Feb-13 17:23:41

DD - doll called Glug-glug
DS1 - doll called Jeff Broccoli
DS2 - bear called Teddy <conventional>

shrinkingnora Mon 11-Feb-13 17:27:00

DD suggested Bread and Ricky Gervais as baby names...

Ds's favourite name is 'Harron'. Not Harry or Aaron but definately Harron confused

zukiecat Mon 11-Feb-13 18:12:27

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TandB Mon 11-Feb-13 18:31:13

DS1 has two toy dogs called Smelly Doggy and Fluffy Doggy. No matter how many times they go in the washing machine he can tell the difference.

DS2 has a different toy dog called....Doggy. Although he is currently known as Getting a Bit Smelly Doggy.

Oh the confusion.....

TandB Mon 11-Feb-13 18:32:30

Oh and when I was very small I had an imaginary friend who was a pink elephant called Basto.

If I wasn't very clear, people used to do this face hmm

^^ grin

My not very creative imaginary friend was called, Jimmy Krankie blush

MERLYPUSS Mon 11-Feb-13 18:55:33

My neice had a doll called Baby-Bomb-head

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