to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

(150 Posts)
plugplant Tue 05-Feb-13 23:00:34

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

Mollydoggerson Tue 05-Feb-13 23:16:37

Well shit food makes you fart and it also makes you fat.....maybe the two are connected.

(Fans air wildly around my flabby body and then runs and hides.)

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:16:59

Haha Snap! grin

Backdraft?

MakeHayNotStraw Tue 05-Feb-13 23:18:25

Gone with the Wind, surely?

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:19:24

Silent Witness?

MakeHayNotStraw Tue 05-Feb-13 23:19:30

Ah, bum - X-posted with everyone!

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:20:07

Depending on what she had for dinner...

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

bedmonster Tue 05-Feb-13 23:20:13

Fartloose?

Mollydoggerson Tue 05-Feb-13 23:21:14

Scent of a woman?

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:21:31

Honey I stunk the kids?

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:22:05

Rip Van Winkle?

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 05-Feb-13 23:22:16

A documentary about Woody Guffrie?

thebody Tue 05-Feb-13 23:22:52

Was she parked in a disabled space?

Mollydoggerson Tue 05-Feb-13 23:23:06

Close Encounters

porridgewithalmondmilk Tue 05-Feb-13 23:23:35

Oh dear these posts have made me laugh! grin OP, I don't know to be honest, it is hard to say. I fart loads due to Crohn's and I really can't help it. Mine are silent generally but don't smell nice (does any fart?) I do feel bad for at times forcing others to inhale my fumes but I really, genuinely can't help it!

But my BMI is 24 grin

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:23:57

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band

GaryBarlowsPants Tue 05-Feb-13 23:24:16

The Wind in the Willows?

porridgewithalmondmilk Tue 05-Feb-13 23:24:31

Oh, and are you sure she KEPT farting? The first one might just have lingered around a bit?

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:24:46

Waiting to exhale?

WorraLiberty Tue 05-Feb-13 23:25:08

Bum and Bummer?

Mollydoggerson Tue 05-Feb-13 23:26:21

The wind that shook the barley

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:27:23

Far--t--go

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:27:40

Far-t-go

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter Tue 05-Feb-13 23:27:46

It wasn't her who was farting, it was her free goat. Every fool knows obese people get one.

Also curious about the film - was it the BBC adaptation of Fart From the Madding Crowd?

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:27:57

Oh fuck it.

TuftyFinch Tue 05-Feb-13 23:28:30

Fart Club.
buy her a tin of Roses to apologise.

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