Mr Bloom's Nursery...

(33 Posts)
tearsofrobertsmith Tue 05-Feb-13 15:31:02

When Mr Bloom sings.." with my veg and plants, I can sing and dance.....aibu to go about for ages after singing " in my bra and pants, I can sing and dance? I really can't help it........as you were!

amazingmumof6 Tue 05-Feb-13 18:13:41

hahaha,very good!

my DH does a version of this, if he hears the " Big cook little cook" theme tune he trots off singing " big cock little cock!" disgraceful!

(no children are harmed, he does it out of their earshot, just me who has to suffer it...)!

I can't stand the Mr Bloom, there's something weird about him, I wouldn't trust him around my children.. I don't know what it is. same with PC Plum in Balamory

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thebody Tue 05-Feb-13 18:36:58

Well I think he's quite hot in a cheeky way.

I imagine him shagging me in his shed surrounded by his large vegs.

Obviously without the annoying kids.

shellshock7 Tue 05-Feb-13 18:39:22

I sing 'with my magic pants...' Just can't help it grin

amazingmumof6 Tue 05-Feb-13 18:40:10

thebody just to get your 5-a-day, I presume!grin

Zigzagwanderer Tue 05-Feb-13 18:48:53

Mr Bloom has a bit of a sparkle in his eye.
If I'm honest I would quite like Mr Bloom to plant his seeds in my patch shock grin
His tank top and gardeners belt does it for me.

KC225 Tue 05-Feb-13 18:49:32

I am ashamed to say that I am married to man who would sing along to Balamory's PC plum song 'I'm PC Plum and I take it up the bum' needless to say a good nudge in ribs and my sternest look!

TheDarkSideOfTheSpoon Tue 05-Feb-13 18:49:32

I have a bit of a crush on Mr Bloom blush I think its the fake accent.

When he sings "Let me show yer what I've got" I can't help but think ooh ok go on then wink

Zigzagwanderer Tue 05-Feb-13 18:51:04

My partner thinks he looks shady.

TheDarkSideOfTheSpoon Tue 05-Feb-13 18:51:44

Pc plum can be found in real life wearing a leather vest and dancing to kylie in delmonicas in glasgow. As for Archie well lets just say he likes to smoke the odd jazz cigarette

ouryve Tue 05-Feb-13 18:53:03

The theme to Everything's Rosie begins "Arseing along..." doesn't it?

thebody Tue 05-Feb-13 18:59:01

Amazing yes indeed, ha ha.

Mr Tumble is the image of my dentist.. Weird as I always expect him to say ooooewe... As he looks in my gob.

DameMargotFountain Tue 05-Feb-13 19:01:37

YABU

it's 'in my VEST and PANTS'

so there grin

Lovelygoldboots Tue 05-Feb-13 19:08:55

I took my kids to see him in a shopping centre in Derby. If you got there really early you could get a pass to meet him, got there at 8.30 and every friggin pass had gone. Kids were really upset really they weren't but I was completely fucked off. He did a little show and it was ace. He passed around a butternut squash for us all to have a cuddle of. He really is quite sexy.

MrsMoppetMama Tue 05-Feb-13 19:17:47

Nothing says sexy like a butternut squash

bigfuckoffpie Tue 05-Feb-13 20:18:12

I luff him.

I thought for ages that the last line of the song went "In my dirty nursery". I think that and the bra and pants bit are much better that the original (so is "With my veg in pants, I can sing and dance").

Please can we make up a MN version of the song?

calandarbear Tue 05-Feb-13 20:28:07

Amazing Mum are you martied to my husband ge has a whole set of lyrics for big cock little cock

blondefriend Tue 05-Feb-13 20:35:54

The writer of Mr Bloom used to be my f***buddy. I'll leave the conversation here. ;)

space21 Tue 05-Feb-13 20:40:58

Aaah phew. Thought it was just me with a thing for Mr Bloom ... Though not sure I should admit my crush on Postman Pat blush

Skinnywhippet Tue 05-Feb-13 20:57:29

Don't know what Mr Bloom is, but miss read the OP post and thought it said 'with my veg in my pants' and I was thinking rude things.

ThreadWorms Tue 05-Feb-13 21:07:49

I had alternative lyrics for pc plum. Long time ago now but...

'I'm paedo plum and I like it up the bum'

'With my magnifying glass, I can look between your ass, look at all the tiny beasties, wheeee, look at them run'.

DP also does 'big cock, little cock'.

Yes, we really are that pathetic grin.

tearsofrobertsmith Tue 05-Feb-13 21:52:22

Holy moly, I started this thread really to just get it off my chest, I soooo didn't expect other people to even reply let alone Hafez alternatives!!!!!! I am new strangely happy and also can't wait to catch Balamory so I can sing along to Threadworms version! Thank you all--- weirdos!!!!

tearsofrobertsmith Tue 05-Feb-13 21:52:54

Hafez???? Have- sorry!

tearsofrobertsmith Tue 05-Feb-13 21:53:34

Hafez???? Have- sorry!

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