To think DH should be able to notice his own Jeff sweat??

(80 Posts)
PussInShoes Fri 01-Feb-13 13:28:19

DH sweats like mad and then makes out that he hasn't realised. It makes me so angry, how can you not notice when it's dripping off your gormless face?
I know people can't help sweating but you can at least acknowledge Jeff sweat and wipe it off surely??

IrnBruChew Fri 01-Feb-13 17:00:35

I've just googled Jeff sweat. There is a doctor Jeffrey Sweat, he's a plastic surgeon in Sacramento.

rainbowrainbowrainbow Fri 01-Feb-13 17:15:14

Ooh i wonder if he does botox injections as an aside?

MadamFolly Fri 01-Feb-13 19:03:11

How does one stand like a Steve confused

ChishAndFips Fri 01-Feb-13 19:07:06

Oh I am laughing so much OP, thank you!

Please give us more details about Jeff sweat, does he stand like a Steve whilst sweating?

VIX1980 Fri 01-Feb-13 19:07:14

Op i feel for you, my dp does a bob run, its so embarrassing when were at the gym, especially when he starts jeff sweating too blush

andubelievedthat Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:14

oi ! just on page one ! stands there like a "Steve",wot and jeff sweating? looking at you was he?, this steve standing jeff sweating , gormless looking husband? of yours? well i never, just for your info little miss perfect , my fella is named Steve, and he pespires loads, and i love him and he smells brill !all the time !and Steve , on the public information advert could swim like a fish and all the girls liked him!

Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:51

well it can't be mutt and jeff cuz that = deaf.

Unless it's shortenend to 'def' as in 'def breath'

Then I'd get it. 'def sweat'

Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:16:00

shortenenenend?

Bogeyface Fri 01-Feb-13 19:19:55

Leaving aside the Jeff/Steve/OP menage.....

.....I refused to accept some food from our local chippy when the woman working dripped sweat onto it. Even the thought is making me heave.

She was arguing like mad, and other customers said "no, you did drip on it, I saw you!" and one woman said that she was going to tell me incase I hadnt seen it! The owner, a lovely if rather forthright woman, came in and basically told her that she was sweating like a pig (Jeff?!) and to go and wash her face. I got fresh food, everyone else got an apology. They now wear head bands!

GoSuckEggs Fri 01-Feb-13 19:43:00

Jesus, i have actually had to LOL at this thread! 'his gormless face' in particular did it for me (not sexually BTW)

Maybe Janet and Roy could have a word with him?

MarianneM Fri 01-Feb-13 20:31:53

I WANT OP'S DEFINITION OF JEFF SWEAT!

Fakebook Fri 01-Feb-13 20:37:05

Jeff = jeffing?

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 20:41:33

Well at least it's not Geoff sweat. Even Cilit Bang can't help you then.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 01-Feb-13 20:46:01

Sniggering helplessly...

I love this thread grin

What eff is a Jeff?

fuzzpig Fri 01-Feb-13 21:03:22

All this Jeff talk is making me want to watch Coupling

OxfordBags Fri 01-Feb-13 21:33:28

Only riding a white swan can make me sweat like Jeff.

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 22:11:10

You're lucky. That makes me break out in a rash of Marion and you know how hard that is to shake off.

grobagsforever Fri 01-Feb-13 22:33:06

Oh! It's a coupling reference?????grin

twoboyslater Fri 01-Feb-13 23:32:24

Poor dh, no wonder he's Jeffing and Steveing all the time when you talk about him like this...

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Fri 01-Feb-13 23:36:45

If he reads this he'll have a right Kevin.

andubelievedthat Sat 02-Feb-13 14:45:52

oh i get it now !> "jeff " as in Archer !>right?( for those not in the know, J.Archer criminal politician now in house of lords , also very successful "author ,boke!>>>)lied in court re a prostitute"s testimony..... yup ,that has got to be it!(imo)

moominmarvellous Sat 02-Feb-13 16:47:35

'Stands there like a Steve with his Jeff sweat dripping everywhere? '

This made me cry with laughter! Standing like a Steve - effin hilarious!

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Sat 02-Feb-13 16:53:15

My husband chews like a Derek.

Shall I LTB?

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