OK so I am but still...
Earlier on I did a quite smelly botty bubble. It was SBD. DH unexpectedly came back into the room (thought he was in the shower) and said "OH MY GOD HAS SOMETHING DIED IN HERE??" I said "Ha ha no, little Cunting just parped." Little Cunting side eyes me and goes "No I DIDN'T. Fibber. It was YOU"
Also, in a fit of pique the other day I said something quite rude about a boy in his class (he has been physically hurting DS though) andimmediately I corrected myself "Mummy shouldn't have said that, mummy was wrong, please don't repeat that." As soon as I get him to the class door, DS spots his nemesis and says "Oh look there's !" then he looks at his teacher and says "Mummy said that name,she told me not to tell anyone though"
BestMomEvah. :(
AIBU?
To feel sad that DS (5) is so keen on telling the truth all the time?
BupcakesAndCunting · 29/01/2013 01:16
Ugh! Been there. Ds asked someone in his class who had 'brown' skin if his dad was Indian. Fair enough question imo, and a totally innocent question too. Ds used to come home and day he wanted brown skin. So, I get pulled in, I cry, because of the way I brought them up (Catholic with, the commandments treat your neighbour... blah blah blah) So the school sends us to family therapy 
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In the meantime, DS goes up to one of his friend's mums in the playground and tells her she's fat :). She is.
At the end of therapy I got nowhere, they said, 'he's just very bright.'
He's 17 now and still the same.
My point is, I wish I hadn't taken their verdict iyswim. Ds is still hard work. Bit of a threadjack but just saying, DS was like that at that age.
It's that age I always like to think of it as wishful thinking not fibs.
Dd is 8 smart as a whip and likes to blame me for her farts. We also had some issues due to her admiration of her little friends brown skin, a little boy she has admired since they were in preschool together. I had to explain how she loves him and saying he's "as lovely as chocolate and wanted to eat him up" wasn't a racial slur but 5 year old love! 
Yes Bups, as I said I cried, because it was ds's pure admiration of his friend's skin colour, nothing else. And becuase they saw how upset about it I was, they arranged this family therapy. ffs. "Mummy I want to have the same skin colour as ..... " is what he said.
Wasn't the wrong thread, I've had
Still a bit off thread really Bups but ds would just come out with stuff. That was the point. Soz
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DD (3) has just this morning asked very loudly why a lady in the hospital waiting room had no hair (she was clearly a chemotherapy patient, but luckily was lovely about it) and why another lady in the supermarket had only 3 teeth.
In doctors waiting room biggish lady came out ahead of us. 3 year old pipes up 'that's a very fat doctor mummy' I now find myself distracting her every time I see someone larger. I tried explaining to her that saying that would make the lady feel sad but she didn't really take it in so I'm just waiting for it to happen again. I don't know where it came from either, we never comment on people's weight in front of her even our own. 
Oh Zombie, I was wondering who that was, didn't have me specs on did I?!
LOL at calling Mike The Night a nob and at "he's a massive cock"
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