Mumsnet Talk

And on that note, night all!

I have a rude and juvenile joke.

I went clubbing last night and sniffed some coke....those fucking bubbles tickle. BOOM!

<boggles>

I haven't got a clue about anything anymore.

-- gives up trying to make sense of anything on here --

<shrugs and goes back to TIO>

I went through customs and they asked if I had anything to declare. I said 'Only the crack in my arse'. <arf>

Rude.Juvenile.

strikethorough fail, sorry

<does dance from the office sitcoms>

yeeeeeez weeeee izzzzzz.....

< wafts out in a proof, yes a pooooffff, of smoke>

<scrurrys off to change hand towels (daily) cook food from scratch and not polish alloys on SUVS type vehicle whilst thinking about LTB. Yes I am.

I watched a programme about how ships are held together; riveting!

Oh Goody!

It's playing BOULES! I cannot believe I am the first person to point that out! I'm not normally a pedant

Yeah, mumsnet is full of people asking where they can buy cheap fags, discussing bugaboos and tesco clubcards, asking about winter cycling clothes, talking about whether people have blinds or curtains in their kitchens and all things Kate Middleton.

I suggest that to combat this lack of intelligence that can be found on mumsnet, start some intelligent threads on interesting topics - people will join you. Then you won't have to think that mn is bizarre and thinking out loud for the plain stupid or uneducated.

Maggie I was talking about Lawn Bowls not Boules or Pétanque!

I did start an interesting thread last night . There was one reply on the lines of suggesting I was a school girl.

Yes I think MN is at times weird, expecially reading a thread where she takes her BF cum boak innanconainer and uses it as seasoning ina. Resturant!!!

Apparently it arrouses her!

Who does that, Atinkum? So I know who to run screaming from should I ever cross paths with her

The puppet shagging is surreal, but I quite like that.