.... to want freedom over my share of the squirty cream

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

We were never allowed squirty cream at home when I was a boy. Now DW buys it in for hot chocolate in the winter months and I just can't resist the temptation to raid the fridge for a sneaky squirt (so to speak).

I've just been rumbled again.

There must be something within the European Bill of Human rights that allows a man to apply discretion over his fair share of the squirty cream.

Discuss

[MrsRajeshKoothrappali]

Take it into the bedroom with you.

She'll let you eat as much as you want.

[JeezyOrangePips]

Why don't you buy some all for yourself?

[onetiredmummy]

Were you squirting it directly into your mouth from the can? Ewwwwwww

Buy your own!

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

Mrs Rajesh I'm afraid she's OCD re food in the bedroom

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

onetiredmummy on occasion I do, yes

[hermioneweasley]

Of course you are entitled to your share - or even buy your own can!

[KenLeeeeeee]

You used to be able to get a chocolate squirty cream. It was gooooood.

[SecretNutellaFix]

I picked some up in asda a couple of weeks ago Ken.

[nickelbabe]

buy some for yourself.

your DW is just being mean

but your o0wn and label it "GiveMeSomeSpace's squirty cream. for direct use only"

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

LTB. She is controlling the squirty cream access. What next? Your toastie intake or the first drink of a can of coke?

[MrsRajeshKoothrappali]

Then have sex on the kitchen table!

Honestly, you men look for problems...!!

[StaceymReadyForNumber3]

Squirts cream is best straight from the can! YANBU, it is or it bloody well should be classed as a basic human right!

[Cortana]

YANBU! Squirty cream is the junk version of ambrosia of the Gods.

You need to assert yourself, have your own tin, squirt it into your mouth at inappropriate times, e.g. sat in Dentist's waiting room, hide behind "Fishing Monthly", fill mouth with cream, deny all knowledge.

Will put a quick squirt behind the fridge door into perspective.

God Speed.

[HoratiaWinwood]

If it's straight from the can then Yum Yum and I'm jealous but you absolutely must clean the spout before putting it back. (Pun intended)

In fact, any squirty cream use requires same cleaning - pull back nozzle and rinse thoroughly with hot water, rubbing to ensure no creamy residue.

What is this, Eurotrash?!

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

Yes, clearly I need to take control. Will buy my own can together with discreet brown paper bag and consume on my own sitting on a park bench.

Thank you ladies. Who ever said MN isn't supportive of a man in need

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

I don't think you should have to hide your squirty cream enjoyment.

I think you should follow her around eating it no matter where she is.

When she goes shopping you should heard straight for the squirty cream aisle and shit there amongst empty cans and shouting "I'm not allowed this at home, she cant stop me now!" while laughing and eating.

[Cortana]

"squirty cream aisle and shit there amongst empty cans"

Perhaps the dirty protest would be a small over-reaction?

[GiveMeSomeSpace]

Errrm I hear ya SP but I'm not quite ready to take my protest that far..........

Might get confused for chocolate squirty cream.........

[SoleSource]

Shit lol

Just.inhale the gas when said can is empty.

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Sit** not shit!

[LayMizzRarb]

I like to pipe a decorative swirl on the back of my hand and lick it off. A couple of years ago, at Christmas time they sold it flavoured with alcohol. Yum! [bgrin]

[Tee2072]

And I was hoping this was more to do with sex and less to do with squirty cream in general, which is vile.

[HecateWhoopass]

You know, refusing to allow you to snaffle the squirty cream is grounds for divorce...

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

You can buy choc squirty cream, why didn't I know this?!!!!

[Aniseeda]

I am on the fence.

Sneaky squirt - OK.

DW going to fridge to get can of squirty cream to squirt on her lovely hot chocolate and finding only a feeble dribble left in can plus the nozzle all bunged up from previous sneaky squirt - very much not OK.

I'll leave to to examine your conscience!