To say I get it. You're all terribly terribly busy parents

(67 Posts)
HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 12:45:50

Now stop posting bloody threads competing to be the busiest and chill the fuck out.

Procrastinate.

Have a nice sensible debate about who would win in a fight a Wank Badger or a Cunt Weasel.

But please stop posting threads about how much time your dcs take up and how much shit you have that needs doing. There are no prizes.

Lariflete Sat 26-Jan-13 16:18:56

I am very busy supervising DH giving DD a nap grin and Wank Badger FTW

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 18:59:24

Wow. It's turning out 50/50 on the Wank Badger vs Cunt Weasel thing.

And buns are still been thrown by all the really terribly busy people who have no time for in <<somber>>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Sat 26-Jan-13 19:30:57

Am not lazy, but am not busy either.

I have time to do stuff or not do stuff, I can also decide not to do stuff that ain't important.

At the moment, I am unable to do much housework (no - really!) It is torture but I have realised that I can either spend 2 hours a day cleaning for it to get messy again OR half an hour tidying up and then an hour once a week doing as much as my back will allow, and the house is pretty much in the same shape as when I do 2 hours faffing around the house.

I have come to the following conclusion:

I must be really shit at housework.

<gets distracted by Jake bloke, half naked, on Splash>

mmmmmmmmm

ChaoticintheNewYear Sat 26-Jan-13 19:37:26

I am the queen of procrastination. There are a million and two things that need to be done and will get done...eventually wink

Of course it helps that the DC are 18 and 20 and so can sort themselves out grin

Btw wankbadger.

MrsKwazii Sat 26-Jan-13 19:39:26

I've hit a Bastard Badger with the car before - the little fucker made a dive out of undergrowth on a blind bend. He sloped off, I had a £300 garage bill. Now, by my reckoning a Wank Badger will be at least as double-hard as a Bastard Badger, my money's on the Badger. That Cunt Weasel is history.

<lies down exhausted after fighting autocorrect every bloody step of the way for this post>

FriggFRIGGisPoorlySick Sat 26-Jan-13 19:39:48

Well I'VE been at work all day being all important at selling toys to children....it's a terribly difficult task...

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 19:43:19

Eventually you will overcome the autocorrect, mine automatically buts badger after wankb. You just need to persevere.

ChaoticintheNewYear Sat 26-Jan-13 19:45:18

You have taught your autocorrect how to spell? grin

MrsKwazii Sat 26-Jan-13 19:46:17

Yes, I will beat it into submission. Much like the Wank Badger will pummel the Cunt Weasel. <Resumes lying down>

HandbagCrab Sat 26-Jan-13 19:49:34

Tenner on the wankbadger for me.

I'm far too important and busy to pick up the winnings though so I'll send my subordinate handshandyotters round for those [bsmile]

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 19:49:37

Eventually all things become Mnet. It's practically Zen, but with more Gin.

CheeryCherry Sat 26-Jan-13 19:50:32

Wank Badger, Wank Badger, Rah Rah Rah! (too busy to elaborate)

HandbagCrab Sat 26-Jan-13 19:51:02

My krankie smiley didn't work [bsad] <- should be a krankie sad face.

HandbagCrab Sat 26-Jan-13 19:53:01

Pft. I'm obviously too busy to emote online. <sacks handshandyotters, recruits madamePalmAndHerFiveLovelyOtters instead>

crashdoll Sat 26-Jan-13 19:53:07

I'm not busy and I'm not a parent. Also, wank badger is clearly superior!

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 19:59:43

Non parents are also welcome on my happy thread of sanity for the non terribly busy suffering parent types.

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