To say I get it. You're all terribly terribly busy parents

(67 Posts)
HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 12:45:50

Now stop posting bloody threads competing to be the busiest and chill the fuck out.

Procrastinate.

Have a nice sensible debate about who would win in a fight a Wank Badger or a Cunt Weasel.

But please stop posting threads about how much time your dcs take up and how much shit you have that needs doing. There are no prizes.

Thumbwitch Sat 26-Jan-13 13:07:14

Giraffes, you bloody need to be! wink

GlitteryShitandDanglyBaubles Sat 26-Jan-13 13:07:21

Yes, have you seen the claws on a wank badger?

I'm so busy I've been switching between mnet and fb since I got up at 11.30.

skaen Sat 26-Jan-13 13:07:37

wank badger. Badgers are vicious. Weasels are just mean.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 26-Jan-13 13:07:59

(distracted cross post with MrsGeologist there...
It's cos I'm sooo busy you see, I started posting, then had to break up fight tend to dcs)

TrinityRhino Sat 26-Jan-13 13:08:03

I'm definitely not a busy mum

I'm a lazy procrastinating mum whos on mn whilst we all watch telly

the kids have also only eaten sandwiches and crisps today

I have pizza cooking in the oven for me and I'm going to have it with sweet chilli mayo <gavel>

but dps mum died on tuesday so I'm putting my all and everything into doing as much as I can of the things that need to be done to do with that, supporting dp and keeping the house going

oh and although I would like the wank badger to win, I'm afraid the cunt weasel is bound to win

Tee2072 Sat 26-Jan-13 13:08:04

Busy? You don't know from busy!

Wank badger.

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 13:08:31

Thank you Snowing, see my point being backed up with actual EVIDENCE.

<<flicks v's at all the people arguing about how little me time they have on other threads>>

meadow2 Sat 26-Jan-13 13:09:05

I am a lazy one and spend my time cutting corners.Will anyone die if it doesnt get done today?

Thumbwitch Sat 26-Jan-13 13:10:48

Oh Trin, sorry to hear about DP's mum. Was it expected or not? sad

Still cunt weasel though. Although I might take a punt on the arse-vark...

TrinityRhino Sat 26-Jan-13 13:11:08

here here snowing

TrinityRhino Sat 26-Jan-13 13:12:26

not at all expected
saw her the day before
she drove over to us on the sunday
dead by the tuesday

I say not expected but she had an aortic aneurysm that was inoperable but she had had it for 30 odd years

we just thought she would outlive us all

Badvoc Sat 26-Jan-13 13:13:50

I would.
But I'm so busy, you see?
smile

Badvoc Sat 26-Jan-13 13:14:16

So sorry trinity sad

Thumbwitch Sat 26-Jan-13 13:16:20

Well, I'm glad you saw her very recently, and if her aneurysm finally "went" then it would have been very quick for her, not that it's any real comfort but still. I'm not too busy to give you a sneaky (((hug))).

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 13:16:32

Oh Trinity sad - bugger the housework dp needs you.

[and so do the wank badgers]

'Yes, have you seen the claws on a wank badger?'

How does it live up to it's name with those claws? Lacerated wank badger minge.

meadow2 Sat 26-Jan-13 13:18:32

Sorry trinity my remark seems ill times now I was just saying something my old boss used to say, and hadnt read your comment.

Tee2072 Sat 26-Jan-13 13:18:45

I'm so sorry Trinity. What a terrible thing to have happen.

Back2Two Sat 26-Jan-13 13:21:29

Sorry to hear your sad news trinity

Not busy mum here either. I would bake a cake today in my lovely new kitchen mixer that arrived yesterday.

But I am still in bed (a bit ill to be fair)

After much thought and consideration .....I'm feeling lucky. The Weasel wins! Badgers get too much press on the Archers. Give the weasels their recognition.

TrinityRhino Sat 26-Jan-13 13:23:15

don't even give it a second thought meadow

it gave me a giggle smile

TrinityRhino Sat 26-Jan-13 13:24:38

she was 84 and completely independent and living life right up to the end

but obviously dp is devastated

Lyrasilvertongued Sat 26-Jan-13 13:28:05

So busy I'm still in bed having a bacon roll and cup of tea that DH made me, watching my dd intently watch her hands and contemplating doing something energetic like watching a film on the laptop. Sigh. I'm exhausted already.

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 13:30:32

Tough day Lyra.

bigkidsdidit Sat 26-Jan-13 13:36:01

I've been in bed all morning smile

I might go downstairs soon and get some more cake

Lovelygoldboots Sat 26-Jan-13 14:22:52

I've got toothache. Cuntweasel for sure. I would use a wankbadger as dental floss.

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