please share your tragic stories with me to help me. Or do me an Ocado.

(60 Posts)
InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 14:58:43

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peanutMD Sun 20-Jan-13 15:01:40

Have I missed something?

InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 15:03:52

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ripsishere Sun 20-Jan-13 15:04:00

I married a man 18 years younger than me when I was 12. It was doomed I suppose, but I wouldn't listen to my borstal cell mate sad
My 19th baby was born with only one eye. His dad said nobody would notice which just goes to show you shouldn't trust your brother. I suppose that when you are an old mum like I was when it was born (22) is to be expected.
My electricity is being cut off because I don't have any tanners for the meter.
My next door neighbor is currently knocking seven shades of shit out of something made of cement. My security guards are on their way.
I can't sleep and I need to be up at 6.
Two of these facts are absolutey true.

InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 15:04:39

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LesBOFerables Sun 20-Jan-13 15:07:22

I've found a way to be happy while my husband sexually experiments with llamas. Can you give me your stories about unusual domestic set-ups? It works for us!

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 20-Jan-13 15:10:36

Is there something going on I should know about? <wild eyes>

HAVE YOU REPORTED IT?

(You're going to say 'yes', aren't you)

InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 15:12:08

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ripsishere Sun 20-Jan-13 15:14:46

What about those of us who can't afford a chef? would a ken wood cheffette be acceptable or work?

InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 15:21:23

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MrsLouisTheroux Sun 20-Jan-13 15:24:26

RowanMUMSNET Delete Delete!!!! Why haven't you deleted?! OP's bored this afternoon! grin

BumpingFuglies Sun 20-Jan-13 15:25:37

What have I missed now???
<tries to pay attention>

tethersend Sun 20-Jan-13 15:28:01

Have any mums got any compactor-based tales to cheer me up?

It's been a while.

TheTrollologist Sun 20-Jan-13 15:28:25

hmm

ripsishere Sun 20-Jan-13 15:32:20

What is a compactor? genuine query.
I also think that Rowan should get her finger out and onto the big orange button. But not before I find out what a compactor is.

MrsLouisTheroux Sun 20-Jan-13 15:33:48

It's still here? shock

tethersend Sun 20-Jan-13 15:36:17

The compactor troll is a late night phenomenon.

He only pops up once in a while, but when he does, he's as unnerving as ever. Unnerving and consistent.

Salmotrutta Sun 20-Jan-13 15:38:43

A compactor troll?

And what have I missed again?.

Was there a woe is me thread that I missed?

I spotted The Other One.

lisad123everybodydancenow Sun 20-Jan-13 15:39:26

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RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sun 20-Jan-13 15:40:33

Oh, I remember the compactor troll. Not heard from him/her/it in ages. sad

TheCunnyFuntIsAGrittersWife Sun 20-Jan-13 15:41:02

DP uses a compactor at work (well, actually it's called a Whacker plate), he uses it to <whispers> compact things! shock

Salmotrutta Sun 20-Jan-13 15:42:29

Like cars and stuff?

Or erm, other things ... manure maybe?

ripsishere Sun 20-Jan-13 15:42:42

Whacker plate? it sounds very glamorous.
Go on Rowan, you know you want to.

InNeatCognac Sun 20-Jan-13 15:42:52

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MrsLouisTheroux Sun 20-Jan-13 15:43:10

Hmm...so OP wanting to "wank himself purple" isn't worthy of a MN delete then?

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