To have smashed up the snow cock?

(98 Posts)
puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 10:12:54

It was outside the block of flats were my DD's dad lives. It was very obvious what it was and very detailed and a lot of children including mine would have seen it.

So WIBU to smash it?

Secondly WIBU to have really enjoyed smashing it?

Puerile and immature is great though.

There isn't much funnier than a giant snow cock

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:06:47

I would have laughed and left it alone.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:07:53

I would have taken a photo of it first and put it on my FB

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 15:08:54

If it was in their garden i doubt i would give a shit, but don't think its appropriate to build it on shared property.

Guess i'm just totally pathetic. Ah well.

MonaLotte Sun 20-Jan-13 15:13:57

OT but I didn't know about swingers and pampas grass!

RightUpMyRue Sun 20-Jan-13 15:14:40

It's not something horrible or gratutious is it? It's only a willy.

I'd have laughed about it, I'd have expected my kids to laugh about it too, not be affected by it.

I'd have been dissapointed to see it get smashed up too. So YABU.

ShellyBoobs Sun 20-Jan-13 15:14:45

I'd just be glad it wasn't draped over my car...

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MaureenShit Sun 20-Jan-13 15:23:50

what? snow cock on social media? surely not! grin

SirBoobAlot Sun 20-Jan-13 15:26:41

Due to this thread I got the giggles when DS asked me to make a nose for his snowman.

Just so you know.

And it did look like a cock.

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 15:30:33

I'm sure your children are scarred for life.

Btw YABU, as whether you like it or not, its still a form of art that took a lot of time, effort and enthusiasm to create. You chose to censor their artist creation.

MrsMushroom Sun 20-Jan-13 15:31:51

YANBU I get sick of the cock worship. They're frigging EVERYWHERE....spurting drops of ballpoint spunk on walls in bus stops, standing erect and proud on the desks in schools, glaring blindly out of their one eye as I sit at the train station.

Smash the cocks I say.

usualsuspect Sun 20-Jan-13 15:39:21

More power to the snow cocks I say.

BupcakesAndCunting Sun 20-Jan-13 15:39:25

Puds, where are you?! Someone built a MASSIVE snowcock by my mum's house. We were laughing at it out of the window grin

StuntGirl Sun 20-Jan-13 15:51:14

I think solid is right, its completely pathetic and childish...to be building snow cocks. yanbu puds, I'd have been annoyed too!

Fakebook Sun 20-Jan-13 16:05:34

Our snowman looked like a big penis before we adorned it. The bloody snow isn't sticking properly so couldn't make a big ball.

complexnumber Sun 20-Jan-13 16:05:37

OP, can you be sure that noone was videoing you cock bashing?

Is there a chance you may be appearing on YouTube soon (possibly speeded up and accompanied by some Benny Hill music)?

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 20-Jan-13 16:08:40

YABU.

I think cocks are significantly easier to make out of snow than vaginas. How would one do a snow vagina?

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 20-Jan-13 16:10:46

What did you smash it up with?

Did anyone see you?

<checks YouTube>

EndoplasmicReticulum Sun 20-Jan-13 16:11:29

YABU. I'd think it was funny, and so would my children.

AnAirOfHope Sun 20-Jan-13 16:14:22

I think snow boobs are more fun. We need more boobs on show. Cocks sucks grin

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:14:49

I hope its on youtube grin

I was grinning like a chesire cat!

Ali see up thread for the snow bag

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:15:55

There are cocks everywhere and I'm sick of them! I don't see whats funny about them.

At least a snow vagina/snow boobs is more original.

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:22:22

Thats cos you are miserable. So what you don't think its funny. Who made you the one to decide what humour is right. We all have different senses of humour. Let others laugh if they wish. It doesn't hurt you. Nor does it hurt your kids. Its just a difference in taste. Let others have their fun for a couple of days.

I think you should go door to door, find out who made it and apologise for being so pathetic and petty in destroying it. Its hardly as if its going to be there forever.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Sun 20-Jan-13 16:30:07

Ha as if cold

coldinthesun Sun 20-Jan-13 16:40:36

Why not?

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