To think that having the tattoo of your ex's name in your wedding pictures

(118 Posts)
Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 11:34:35

is a bit unromantic grin

Warning Sun Link and KP double whammy.

RugBugs Sat 19-Jan-13 14:00:52

At least she's wearing knickers.

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 14:03:34

So that's a DD chest? It's not is it? Really ? I am a 34D and mine are tiny in comparision.

And she married him cos someone said she should marry a man called Kevin and Kieran is the nearest she could get?

And it's not a wardrobe malfunction - its called wearing a dress the wrong size.

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 14:07:37

only 5 people and a camera crew at the wedding?

def rounded tum in lubey's link. it all seems very strange and she doesn't look well or happy. she looks tired and stressed and pissed off.

Follyfoot Sat 19-Jan-13 14:10:01

Hang on, isn't Steven Gately dead? What's he doing marrying her?

kiwigirl42 Sat 19-Jan-13 14:12:17

He has a very strange squooshed up face too. Notice there were more film crew than guests at the vow taking? nice.

scarletforya Sat 19-Jan-13 14:18:11

That guy is setting off my Gaydar, maybe it's because he looks like Stephen Gately. No way is he 25, he's riddled with botox.

She looks truly rough.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sat 19-Jan-13 14:18:24

Booyhoo, she does look angry! Must be those ultra-severe brows!

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 14:22:39

Nice wedding 'tent' too.

Booyhoo Sat 19-Jan-13 14:24:37

oh yes the HD brows. they are hideous. maybe the combination of those and all the botox is hiding her true feelings over overwhelming happiness! grin

scarletforya Sat 19-Jan-13 14:25:11

Xpost Follyfoot

TraineeBabyCatcher Sat 19-Jan-13 14:47:21

She actually looks quite nice in the photo with that Reid guy.

Definitely think it looks like a bump to me aswell, 12+ easily. She may have only officially been with him for a short period of time, maybe they were together secretly but announced when she found out she was preggers.

Pandemoniaa Sat 19-Jan-13 14:50:33

It is Katie Price though. Normal rules about good taste are automatically discarded on that basis alone.

Foggles Sat 19-Jan-13 14:54:09

If she insists on having the names of her latest beau written on her body - she should invest in a washable biro.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 15:01:36

She looks like the 'before' in Snog Marry Avoid.

LemonBreeland Sat 19-Jan-13 15:06:10

I love in the 'boob pops out at third wedding' article she says 'it's only my thirs I'm not harming anyone'. No not harming anyone, like your 3 innocent children. hmm

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 15:09:00

Do you think he has met the children? i wonder if he even knows she has children. sad

LemonBreeland Sat 19-Jan-13 15:10:24

And the reason she looks quite nice in the Alex Reid pic is because it is airbrushed to fuck.

orchidee Sat 19-Jan-13 15:12:19

Oh lordy. The photo of hubby semi-naked looking in the mirror and slightly pulling bis pants down.

I agree she looks nice but unrecognizable in the wedding pic with Alex. Small norks and dark hair. It couldn't last.

HannahsSister Sat 19-Jan-13 15:23:44

she does look angry.
Because of those severe, badly drawn on HD brows.
I expect she behaves the way she does because her family and friends enable it. She's very wealthy and no doubt very generous. Who's going to pull her up on it?

KirstiesHomeMadeCrap Sat 19-Jan-13 16:52:12

There is More!

Pancakeflipper Sat 19-Jan-13 16:55:18

I opened that link whilst eating - big mistake. <Voms>.

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:04:38

That second pic down is v classy isn't it Kirsties? sad

Charliefarlie1192 Sat 19-Jan-13 17:05:34

Omg the dress looks like it's made of LYCRA!!!

Fakebook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:09:04

All I can see is Leo. I thought her ex was Flat Nose and her ex ex was Peter Andre. confused

Sparklingbrook Sat 19-Jan-13 17:16:12

No Fake the latest ex was Leo. grin

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