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Bunfight

(317 Posts)
HagofBeare Wed 16-Jan-13 11:15:55

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

bear

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 15:54:28

So your sex organs would take on a life of their own, soon they would turn to drink and before you know it cocks would be out with the other cocks eyeing up all the walking fannies whilst inconsolable fannies would be sat sobbing on the kerb about how Keith the Cock spent all night chatting up Sandra the Fanny.

Wars would be fought and certain cocks who didn't fit in with other cocks would be discriminated against.

The cocks and fannies would all want equal rights and some would start worshipping the god of cocks whilst others went with the prophet of fannies.

It would all end in tears I tell ya.

TiggyD Thu 17-Jan-13 15:49:09
Maryz Thu 17-Jan-13 15:48:23

[arf] at garlic.

This is a post thanking the other posters for the male and female perspectives, while taking the side of the gender that most appeals to me today.

I'm pissed off with dh and ds, so any male poster is going to get his sex organs detached

garlicblocks Thu 17-Jan-13 15:18:40

It could be handy if we all had detachable sex organs. Especially if - for Thumb - they stored up all the sensations, to be relayed on re-attachment.

Him [6 hours after coitus]: That was wonderful, darling.
Her: Was it? Mine isn't back yet.
Him: WHAT???! You're out shagging other men while I'm here with you?!

AIBU: DH's penis spent the night in my sister's vagina. He says he didn't know??

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 14:51:07

I wish I had a detachable vagina that I could give to dh whilst I rolled over and went back to sleep.

MissFenella Thu 17-Jan-13 14:04:48

This is a BOGOFF post that says DH suggests a spa day.

This is me killing the thread while missing the point completely, and accusing OP of raping goats with ducks on plasma tvs.

Thumbwitch Thu 17-Jan-13 14:02:04

How much fun could you have from a detachable penis though? I mean, it's not like the nerves are going to be able to remotely send back any sensations, is it?

<<taking this entirely too seriously>>

garlicblocks Thu 17-Jan-13 13:49:14

This post begins "Well, I'm a man" and goes on to explain how you are all Doing It Wrong, in seemingly blissful ignorance of my patronising tone.

Nonetheless, at least two regulars will come along to thank me for providing my Valuable Male Perspective. Which is exactly what I wanted, unless a detachable swimming penis were also available smile

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 13:12:05

Cruelty to ducks.
Unfair on buns.

I don't think I can buy another duck egg ever again now that I know its existence might have been brought about by duck abuse.
You just don't think that those cute little ducklings will one day grow up to become vicious male duck rapists do you?

Fucking ducks.

Maryz Thu 17-Jan-13 13:07:23

This is a post marking my place so that I can see what inventive reason mnhq give for deleting it in due course.

littlemisssunny Thu 17-Jan-13 11:17:17

Apparently tesco are accepting Hmv vouchers - horse meat vouchers!

littlemisssunny Thu 17-Jan-13 11:16:27

Thanks hully I've never been called a cunt before grin

I am reading this thread when I should be decluttering my conservatory but I can't get to the heater and have several layers on including scarf and gloves!

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 10:53:05

Have you all stopped 'horsing around' yet?

TiggyD Thu 17-Jan-13 09:47:29

Have you tried wiping it with a damp cloth and swapping vicars? Says Tiggy who is obviously replying on the wrong thread.

TitHead Thu 17-Jan-13 09:41:28

This is the post to say how much I have enjoyed the thread. to shamelessly mark place because I'm to scared to add to the bun fight.

Hullygully Thu 17-Jan-13 09:08:24

You are all cunts

ICBINEG Thu 17-Jan-13 09:00:49

This is a post caused by the thread being mentioned in the weekly round up <in advance> saying that I can't believe how first world problem this all is and don't you know how insensitive you are all being?

Maryz Thu 17-Jan-13 08:52:12

We could do with Val's flowery Mitmoo as well

This is me killing the thread again.

Sunnywithshowers Thu 17-Jan-13 01:13:12

D'oh! <observant>

IamtheZombie Thu 17-Jan-13 00:49:53

Talc graced this thread with presence earlier, Sunnywithshowers. Scroll back to 18:41:17.

Sunnywithshowers Thu 17-Jan-13 00:45:40

What we need right now is TalcandTurnips to do one of her smiley diagrams then we've got the full house smile

This is a mention of mitmoo that will be deleted within 20 seconds...

ScrambledSmegs Wed 16-Jan-13 23:03:09

Maryz killed the threa-ead!

<points and laughs>

<truth dawns>

oops...

Maryz Wed 16-Jan-13 20:58:59

I forgot to add a grin.

Just in case someone becomes unreasonably offended by my completely innocuous post.

<lighthearted>

in case you is all fick

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