To think it's about time we had another troll?

[loopylou6]

Was just reminiscing over the Sharon/wine up the wall/T- Rex threads and REALLY want another story to giggle over.

[FiercePanda]

BUT WHAT DID T-REXING MEAN?!?!

[Amykins]

The t-rex one was so funny, I was actually crying with laughter.

[GoldQuintessenceAndMyhrr]

Is there a vacancy going?

[loopylou6]

Panda, someone was complaining that her dp was T-rexing in Asda, when everyone went she explained he'd been standing like aT-rex, you really have to read it, there was loads more to it.

I'm sure a clever person will link to it in a min :)

[loopylou6]

Yup, quint, ' Mumsnet have a vacancy for resident troll, must be in the know of T- rexing and Sharon'

[GoldQuintessenceAndMyhrr]

It is a good idea actually, our own troll can scare the others away!

[NoKnidForABed]

What's the pay like?

[SouthernComforts]

If, if I was a troll, I would start lengthy, Jeremy Kyle style POAS threads.. then never come back with the result muhahaha.*

*disclaimer - I am not a POAS troll MNHQ please don't shout at me!

[bradyismyfavouritewiseman]

T-rex got me in trouble. I showed a few work mates and we were all sat crying with laughing.

But the showed the MD. He thought it was hilarious as well.

[FiercePanda]

The next MN troll has a lot to live up to.

[takataka]

I think MNHQ deleted that posters?

[LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet]

@GoldQuintessenceAndMyhrr

Is there a vacancy going?

Erm. No...

Please think of MNHQ blood pressure.

[Jins]

Was that a troll? It's not what I class as a troll to be honest, it didn't seem to be trying to stir up fights or get emotions going. It was a bit crap really and not that funny

[loopylou6]

Aww don't spoil the fun Helen

[HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly]

Aw. But we need a pet troll.

SOMEONE pinot forgot to feed and water the last one and we had to flush him down the loo

we promise to take better care of the next one, Helen.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

[TwinklingWonderland]

I agree we need a hilarious thread.

[loopylou6]

Need a like button for Hec's post :)

[ghoulelocks]

Well get together a proper job description?

[MrsMuddyPuddles]

HEC, is THAT how the Poo troll was born?!

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Jins I didn't find it funny either. Painful yes. Funny - not at all. I prefer an opinionated loon myself!

[Jins]

I'm glad it's not just me.

Opinionated loons are the best by far. They are proper trolls that fit the definition

[MrsGeologist]

I prefer the mad ranters, everyone knows where you stand with them, and everyone has a jolly good laugh.

[HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly]

muddy

[HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly]

mad ranters?

You think we have a shortage of mad ranters?

On here?

[Feelingdetached]

I'll give you a mad blood rant bloody fuck fuck bloody. Blah.