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There've been rumours about that too, Worra...

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Arses thread - poster says they have cut off a pile with nail scissors just prior to giving birth.

I saw the one about the Bartholin's cyst and the steak knife...that was bad enough

I'd have used Wartner.

Cut off a pile ? I don't beliiiiiiiieve. Bearing in mind a pile is a varicose vein of the bumhole, there would be blood everywhere

Yes Worra but there is weird and there is weird. We are getting the latter.

Well, this poster said was all lies fine.

I didn't open the bum thread but I thought the title said they were cutting off a skin tag?

I havn't seen any of these threads? Piles? Scissors? Handmaidens?
I can hear the woman next door snoring.
The cat and the dog keep looking at the window.
Dog keeps barking.
I'm a bit a feared.

You know, this actually feels like a normal thread. Thank you.

Worra, the skin tag was a ruse.

my report finger is warm tonight.....defo invasion. weird weird threads tonight....

Oh Linerunner, I will be bloody furious if a boy baby twin is plucked first from the womb [anger]

And also

The BB was interesting. but I won the 1000th post

What's your favourite weird one, Vicar?

did you get a prize Tufty? i was hoping to swoop in last minute and get last word...

No prize but I think there should be one. It felt good though, like winning bid on eBay

Ew, I hid the bum one without opening it, the title was enough to make me gip.

I haven't opened the cyst one or the BJ ones either. Am I missing anything fun or are they as minging as they sound?

A bit minging, heading into boring. I just hid the bum one as well.

I'd rather have a row about Nanfucker.

The cyst one wasn't a trolly one...a bit yukky though, they always are

Nanfucker??

Btw Halloween, I have enjoyed your work elsewhere today.

<slinks off to FWR>

I normally quite like a bit of sporn tbh but I do have limits

Nanfucker? Really? You jest surely.

NanFu is Christopher Maloney from X Factor. He has a big anti-fanbase on MN.