An invasion?

[HalloweenNameChange]

Is mn going insane or is that I have been loitering in FWR for so long I forgot what it was like? Seems to be a holy moly trolly round these parts today.

[RooneyMara]

The Kate Middleton threads have had some weird posts.

[Sunnywithachanceofshowers]

There have been some very weird posts today. Even weirder than usual.

[LimeLeafLizard]

There have been a few strange posts / threads. The blowjob one is dead weird for a start.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

I was taking the piss with the pedicure fish and the axe on the blowjob thread, honest. As is everyone else, I think.

But yes, it is little green men time again.

[LimeLeafLizard]

I mean the OP on the blowjob thread is strange. The responses are funny.

[MurderOfGoths]

I tried googling "mumsnet invasion" but got so many results that I decided against trying to narrow it down.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

That's good, Lime. I thought I might have come across as a bit of a loon.

[AnyFuckerForAMincePie]

There seem to be some people attempting to incite others into sex chat and quite a few handmaidens popping their pretty little heads up.

[LimeLeafLizard]

Goths

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

I wouldn't know to do sex chat. I tend to talk about gravel deposits.

[AnyFuckerForAMincePie]

Gravel can be sexy. I've heard.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

Yeah.

All about that Kate.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

You are a woman of the world, AnyFucker.

[AnyFuckerForAMincePie]

Indeed.

[BOFingSanta]

I've just hidden one about arses.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

Can I tell you my Royal Conspiracy Theory?

So, Kate Who-Is-She is pregnant with twins, non-identical, girl and boy, and Call Me Dave will change the accession to the throne laws. But The Establishment still wants a male heir so they will make Kate Who-Is-She have an ultrasound-cum-cs and pluck the boy child out first so It Will Be King, even though the girl child would have been born first.

That's what will happen. In my mind.

[WorraLorraTurkey]

It's hard to tell if it's an invasion of weird people or if our weirder regs have just synchronised their weirdness and have become collectively weird at the same time

I'm reliably weird all year round so it's nothing to do with me.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

Yes, the one about arses was uncouth, even for MN.

[LineRunnerWithBellsOn]

I thought you were in a canal, Worra?

[AnyFuckerForAMincePie]

what's the arses one about ? Briefly.

[WorraLorraTurkey]

LineRunner can I just say I've never been so happy to see the letter 'c' in that post.

[NoKnidForABed]

There've been rumours about that too, Worra...