To lick wine off my kitchen floor

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..

I then dropped the wine and it has smashed all over the floor

AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?

[lunchbox]

Not unreasonable at all. But mind your tongue on the broken glass

[bedmonster]

NOOO!!! Don't do it!! Come to my house, DP has just returned from sainsburys with 3 bottles of wine, a bottle of prosecco and a bottle of vodka! Just knock!

[boaty]

Just be careful of the glass...could be difficult to explain in A & E!

[Northernexile]

Use a straw, t'will be fine!

[CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman]

Ffs woman! Don't let it get away!

[honeytea]

YANBU, next time buy a box harder to spill and you get more wine

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I just wanted a drink

I was going to drink it a couple of days ago but decided to save it til tonight.

[bigheartedwoman]

oh definately! Just mind the glass! xx

[Themobstersknife]

You poor thing! Have you got anything lurking in the back of the cupboards that might help? I find rancid Baileys helps in an emergency!

[BumpingFuglies]

YANBU. Soak it up with kitchen roll and squeeze into glass.

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I might have a half bottle of Sourz somewhere but not sure sitting doing shots alone is healthy

[arghhhmiddleage]

I was going to suggest the kitchen roll and glass route too

[BumpingFuglies]

SP you are not alone

[VerySmallSqueak]

Your kitchen floor obviously isn't in the state mine is.....

[bigheartedwoman]

course it is, anyway you're not alone!

[mrskeithrichards]

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

[BumpingFuglies]

Obv you will pick out hairs, toenail clippings etc.

[honeytea]

get the shots on the go! your not alone we are with you :) you need to have a shot for me as I'm pregnant.. ok?

[BumpingFuglies]

MrsKeith - perfect timing!

[Glitterknickaz]

YANBU.
It cannot be wasted.
Don't cut yourself though.

[Themobstersknife]

Why not healthy?
Mrskeithrichards - brilliant!

[FuckityDuck]

Shit do you have a straw, hope you have No animals. You need a Yellow sign saying wet floor so you can take a break

[mrskeithrichards]

I had no wine and nothing to mix the dregs of a bottle of vodka with. Other than milk and it's been tried before. Not nice.

It was dh's suggestion. For some reason he prefers me tipsy.

[FuckityDuck]

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

ha ha made me laugh that you go girl

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I have no animals. It's just me home alone. I mopped the floor earlier.

Will stardrops floor cleaner change the taste of the wine?