To destroy his body and spirit

(95 Posts)
BigBadBertha Sat 17-Nov-12 12:04:12

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!

SO ANGRY!!!!

scarletforya Sat 17-Nov-12 12:06:35

YANBU

Kill him with FIRE! angry

Ooh dear. This sounds like the final straw. sad But why did you want scream eggs for Christmas dinner?

picnicbasketcase Sat 17-Nov-12 12:08:23

Screme eggs for Xmas dinner? Well that's just wrong. YANBU though.

Kormachameleon Sat 17-Nov-12 12:09:20

Are you on drugs ?

PickledFanjoCat Sat 17-Nov-12 12:09:27

Bertha I am going to agree with you because your slightly scarey.

What's in a scream egg? Can we find a similar piece of confectionary for you?

Santasinmypudenda Sat 17-Nov-12 12:09:32

Leave the bastard

They should have Creme Eggs in soon for Easter, would they do?

PickledFanjoCat Sat 17-Nov-12 12:12:01

Don't they do a Christmas one? Santas big chocolatey balls or something?

Latara Sat 17-Nov-12 12:13:04

Is your DH a: Plumber, electrician, builder, plasterer, carpenter, chef or male model? If so, then pass him on to me, ta.

BigBadBertha Sat 17-Nov-12 12:15:35

I DON'T LIKE NORMAL CREME EGGS!!! ......or Turkey (both the bird and the country!) He's at work just now so I'm planning on packing a suitcase for the clown and leaving it on the drive. He can gtf back to his inbred mother!

Latara Sat 17-Nov-12 12:15:40

I like your style though OP. I'd prefer chocolate over roast turkey for Xmas dinner; not scream eggs though.

Galaxy or thornton's, yum.

Inbred mother? It is all very unsavoury particuarly the Christmas Dinner.

PickledFanjoCat Sat 17-Nov-12 12:20:35

Is this going to go a bit pear shaped

<hides behind sparkling>

ScaryHairyMcSweary Sat 17-Nov-12 12:22:39

How many would you need for Christmas dinner though?

PickledFanjoCat Sat 17-Nov-12 12:24:31

At least ten.

Tweasels Sat 17-Nov-12 12:25:57

Ten is far too many

Surely 5 is more than enough.

BigBadBertha Sat 17-Nov-12 12:26:10

His mother is the unsavoury one!! Stupid cow was into all sorts and rumour us DH is her dads boy (his grandad!) So who is the scary one now?

P.s never mind what I have for Xmas dinner!! Point is the selfish goat ate all my Choco delights that he knows I love. F**ker!!

If it's instead of just the turkey then you have to fit the veggies on the plate too.

shock

PickledFanjoCat Sat 17-Nov-12 12:27:33

<really hiding behind sparkling now>

What are his other crimes?

NoraGainesborough Sat 17-Nov-12 12:28:23

I hope you are not planning on having kids with him, until you know. Could be genetic issues.

Are you suggesting ots his mothers fault she was a victim of abuse?

IFartInYourGeneralDirection Sat 17-Nov-12 12:28:42

Blergh no one can eat ten creme egg is one go. They are to gacky, i could eat two, three at a push.

Antway forget about te screme eggs and tell us more about the inbreeding

iHaveNoIkea Sat 17-Nov-12 12:28:56

Wtf

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