To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

(109 Posts)
MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:43:48

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:34:37

And no, sorry Trills, I don't do Christmas until after ds1's birthday, which I'm not going to tell you for security reasons but is in December

It is, in case you haven't noticed STILL FUCKING NOVEMBER.

GreenyEyes Fri 16-Nov-12 22:35:06

winewine and more wine

Happy Virgday Maryzed

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:35:08

In fact, I may have to change my name again [ponders]

but may be too tiddly

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 22:35:46

Oh the bits. I didn't think about the BITS... sad

I suppose if you're going to tolerate bits in your wine, you might as well go the whole hog and tip in the Coco Pops! grin

GreenyEyes Fri 16-Nov-12 22:36:01

Yes happy Virgday hmm

And happy birthday as well hmm

WorraLiberty Fri 16-Nov-12 22:36:18

I posted your 50th Birthday card this morning and the Postman said, "Worra, she really only needs one!".....

So here it is

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:38:21

arf at Greeny. I thought you were trying to tell me something (I'm not sure what though)

I shall take that in the spirit in which it was meant Worra. Whatever spirit that was [snurk]

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:39:16

I as a Capricorn and rightly and properly scared of Scorpios. I am a bit scared of DS1 as although he is a Sag, his due date was Scorpio <quiver>

WorraLiberty Fri 16-Nov-12 22:39:43

Vodka mainly grin

Honestly, see you and flow (sigh)
No class, none!
Flakes are the best bit! you know, where it melts and everythang!! grin

(shakes head and away for more wine grin

Yellowtip Fri 16-Nov-12 22:39:54

Happy Birthday indeed MaryZ. You've had a lot on your plate. I'm truly in awe.

thanks

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:40:43

50 is the new 21! I joined the club just last month and today I had a lovely compliment from a researcher who topped me in the supermarket and did a double take when I told her my age- she didn't believe me! And I didn't have a lot of makeup on! grin

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:43:20

And I meant to say Happy Birthday and hope you feel better soon! X

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:44:10

Topped me? Yes because she was jealous of my youthfulness!

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 22:46:26

Happy Birthday

50 is tbe new 35 x

oldbootface Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:33

I'm a bit blush about being 50 next year and having an 8 year old DD. Anyone else feel the same.

nokidshere Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:35

Happy Birthday thanks & wine

And you are still not as old as me smile

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:42

Melts, big? Melts?
Are you drinking mulled wine, then?
Hmm.. Mmmmmmmmmmm grin

Whacha reckon, Maryz: mulled wine and Galaxy?! Since MNHQ haven't bloody provided cake!

toriap2 Fri 16-Nov-12 22:51:22

Happy birthday maryz. Hope your cold gets better soon

Happy birthday maryz it's mine two weeks tomorrow I will be 31!!

corlan Fri 16-Nov-12 23:01:05

Happy Birthday Maryz.

The best is yet to come wine

-I_I_I_I--
-I********I-
I**********I--
-IhappI---
/birthday\

i hope this works xx smile

well, i tried to do a birthday cake! grin

But the sentiment is from the oul heart anyway! And it was Chocolate an all!! xxx

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 23:22:40

Thanks all, especially all the <ahem> mature posters.

<ignores Scoose envy>

laughs at bigheartedwoman

I think I shall now stagger off to bed before dh gets home and realises I'm a tad, erm, under the weather. These nurofen thingies are great grin.

<falls over>

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 23:29:10

Oh that's good big!
Let me try too...

. i i . i i. i
(*^****^*)
||.HAPPY.||
||BirthdaY||
(*^****^*)
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