To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

(109 Posts)
MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:43:48

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:56:56

MNHQ we need cake for Maryz's birthday!!! angry grin

juule Fri 16-Nov-12 21:57:00

Here ya go 🎂

LadyBeagle Fri 16-Nov-12 21:57:00

Oh Happy Birthday Maryz my love thanks.
I'm way older than you, the 50's are great though.
You can now tut and give catsbums mouth with impunity, especially in supermarkets and all other public places.
Sorry about the cold though, and I hope your dcs were good to you.

BluelightsAndSirens Fri 16-Nov-12 21:57:29

thanks not fucking [flowers]

MNHQ that needs bloody well looking at whilst you sort out [cake]

P.S I luff you all x

Shaky Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:10

Happy birthday Maryz thanks and wine

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:32

Thank you all. You are all luvverly people. Even if most of you haven't managed the thanks emoticon yet I'm looking at you bigheartedwoman grin.

I'm glad to see a couple of even older oldies. I keep talking to people on here and discovering they are 22. Or on the teenager boards and discovering they are about 35 shock.

usualsuspect3 Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:35

Theres nothing like a nice tut to make you feel better.

juule Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:42

Blast it. All those numbers were cake humph

Dawndonna Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:46

Happy Birthday Maryz, hope you feel better soon!
Have some wine and thanks

dementedma Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:56

49 in January....oh dear

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:59:25

<tuts>

My family are throwing me a party tomorrow.

I'm not good at parties.

I might have to drink more wine

BelleDameSousMistletoe Fri 16-Nov-12 22:00:40

Happy birthday! Hope your cold clears up.

wine cheers!

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:00:47

<tuts> at all the drunks.

127874 cakes, juule? Yum.

49 is a crap age dementedma. You might as well be 50.

I will wear wellies to the supermarket and poke small children with my stick.

Happy Birthday and hope you have a great party tomorrow. Much older than you, BTW! thanks

Here Maryz,, (chucks a bottle down south) xxx

Rollercoaster has banned me! (again) Cheeky fuckers!

Enjoy Chink chink! xx

Mintyy Fri 16-Nov-12 22:01:11

Aw cheer up you poor old trout wink.

Actually what I meant to say was Happy birthday to my dear fellow 1962er wine. We are now two of the wise old owls of Mumsnet and no mistake.

nellyjelly Fri 16-Nov-12 22:01:13

I am 50 next birthday. I feel your pain.

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:01:48

<narrows eyes at BelleDame and refers to this hmm>

You must be very old Badger

Only two and a bit years older than you! But some days I feel every day of 86!

MrsDeVere Fri 16-Nov-12 22:02:39

You are older than me
Hurruh! wine

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:03:08

Yup, Mintyy, we can gang up on all the newbies, 'cos we is old venerable.

bighearted, how did you manage that? I never got banned from RC despite my best efforts. I didn't think anyone read any of the posts over there.

WorraLiberty Fri 16-Nov-12 22:04:12

Happy Christmas to you

Happy Christmas to you

Happy Christmas dear Maryz

Happy Christmas to you

grin [win]

<< Legs it >>

WorraLiberty Fri 16-Nov-12 22:04:53

[win] ?? shock

There's a wine thief about

Fuck off Maryz grin
Hol on a minute..thanks thanks thanks

Seriously, You are wise and loverly, and when i grow up, i want to be like you xx
Happy Birthday xx

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 22:06:01

And to think I backed you and your Krew up Worra shock

I take it all back, you are a bjig bjully.

<pats MrsDeVere on head in patronising manner>

There, there dear, when you are as old and wise as me you will understand yada yada yada ...

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