To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

(75 Posts)
BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:07:03

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

Littleillusion Are you one of his cougars?

BelleDameSousMistletoe Mon 12-Nov-12 14:06:39

I work with someone who lives opposite him. She says the place is surrounded by gawping girls. I'll have to ask for more info... (Oh, and her dog crapped in his drive/garden which she took to be an excellent critique of the latest album). grin

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 14:07:00

grin I probably should have namechanged!

Friend works in a job where she meets slebs all the time, pulled him last month. Apparently very average in all aspects. She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha!

There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:08:39

"There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself! "

You CANNOT say something like that and not say anything!

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 14:09:20

Haaa! Oh nooooo I can'ttttt

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:10:24

DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha) DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha)

Flimflammery Mon 12-Nov-12 14:10:42

She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha! That sounds like an episode of Extras grin

Well Denzie should behave herself now she's engaged to Lincoln Townley. wink

Tell us <stern face>

AlistairSim Mon 12-Nov-12 14:22:41

Do you think there will be production staff in the background with nets and tranq guns in case Denise takes a leap?

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:41:42

"She's getting a bit close to Zayn. Fire the dart!"

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:42:07

I would have loved to be in that production meeting.

Chickens, fox, chickens fox...

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:42:36

Is Lincon Townley a person, car or town?

A person Frontpaw. A real life man and not a Dickens character as he sounds.

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:44:50

Does he know about Denise?

JenFawkes Mon 12-Nov-12 14:45:24

If you don't want to out yourself then namechange and spill all the juicy gossip.

It probably won't make any difference to me as I wouldn't know 1D if they walked in the room and have never heard of Nick Grimshaw

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:48:17

So not gay at all then.

I don't know any gossip, I just have a furtive imagination.

CheerfulYank Mon 12-Nov-12 14:48:21

I know next to nothing about any of these people, yet find myself fascinated.

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 14:49:16

It is like watching a car crash or picking a particularly large scab off your knee. Compelling.

Absy Mon 12-Nov-12 14:50:20

I'm sorry LittleIllusion, but it's the LAW on MN that you can't jsut come on and go all "I know buttloads of juicy gossip, but I can't tell you" or "I'll tell you in an incredibly cryptic way taht will drive you all crazy for two years" hf129785

I saw that advertised (I was at the gym, I had no choice but to watch Loose Women, the other option was paint drying, I mean golf) and just cringed, so much, my stomach turned inside out.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:50:58

I am worried for Lincoln Townley.

He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins.

Snogging WARNING!!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 14:55:54

There goes my lunch, Sparkling envy

Absy Mon 12-Nov-12 14:59:38

"He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins." that's so true!

I WANT GOSSIP

I'm very bored. I'm having to work and everything.

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