To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

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BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:07:03

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

squeakytoy Mon 12-Nov-12 13:08:01

Ah but Harry recently said he wouldnt go out with a woman older than his mother.. so he should be safe.

grin

Filibear Mon 12-Nov-12 13:08:37

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BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:11:07

Poor boys. I hope they have doused themselves in Randy Auld Bird repellant.

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 13:12:49

Shouldn't this be in Sleb Twaddle?

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:19:13

Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

BreeVanDerTramp Mon 12-Nov-12 13:21:51

How distressing, it's live too isn't it?

Bet she wears that hideous red dress with plunging tits neckline.

BelleDameSousMistletoe Mon 12-Nov-12 13:23:44

Oh God. I hate that bloody programme and now I'll have to record it. Just to see...

Thanks, Bups. hmm

Filibear Mon 12-Nov-12 13:23:45

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Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

Bups I love you..

that is all...

{grin}

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:24:45

I bet the Wandies are crapping their loads sad

I feel like setting up a JustGiving page for them.

BreeVanDerTramp Mon 12-Nov-12 13:28:02

I think it will be DW who is just giving bups sad

Mandy2003 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:09

They should demand a chaperone!

Nancy66 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:30

we had dinner with someone last week who worked with OD on their new album and swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:30:46

grin Bree.

She will do her listick extra good tomorrow, I bet. i.e OVER her natural lipline.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:31:12

Well, I have heard that too, Nancy...

Nancy66 Mon 12-Nov-12 13:33:04

shame, if it's true, that he (or more likely his management) want to paint him as an insatiable Casanova type

bananaistheanswer Mon 12-Nov-12 13:36:09

swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

explains the OTT 'ladeez man/boy' tag he's acquired. It's all a bit desparate really.

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:41:35

Well if you think about it... He had a frisson with Caroline Flack who is bestmates with Nick Grimshaw, who HS is rumoured to be the boyfriend of...

Sparklingbrook Mon 12-Nov-12 13:43:00

They wear each other's jumpers and jackets. wink

Frontpaw Mon 12-Nov-12 13:44:32

That is exactly who I would have lined up to do the interview. What fun! I hope someone is standing by with a bucket of cold water!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:48:26

And some neutering shears...

Ahhh it all becomes so clear. Him and grimmy. Kicks self for not realising sooner

Filibear You've just given me a hideous mental image <vom>

LittleIllusionMachine Mon 12-Nov-12 13:56:30

I can confirm that the rumours about HS are not true.

Well. If they are, he hides it very well!

BupcakesAndCunting Mon 12-Nov-12 13:58:27

And you know this how, LittleIllusion?

Come on. Spill!

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