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CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

(53 Posts)
InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:24:44

That's it really.

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 23:13:34

Flex? flex? yes m'dear the kettles got a flex.

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:40:16

sex?

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 22:35:59

Ffs HotPink that's a diy blow job

<shakes head at lack of sex knowledge>

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:30:35

the monkeys doing that

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sun 07-Oct-12 22:26:56

Tossers

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 22:21:47

I've stocked up already Mary grin

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:11:50

found it. No wnder you're annoyed grin

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:08:40

Where's Chaos'seseeses's thread Maryz?

Oi! Don't you know we have a thread for this kind of behavior!

You soggy biscuit! (Dare you to google that...)

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 22:07:18

Worra, that might reduce the, frankly, ridiculous amount of loo paper my teenagers manage to use on a daily basis.

Oh dear, HotPink [snigger]

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:05:22

Mind you we can't hear poor old cock monkey for a reason, its not like he can exactly whistle.

Worra grin

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 22:03:56

<<<loves worra's idea too!!>>>

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 22:02:26

YANBU in any way cake grin
I need some of that with added ground glass for our bathroom which is, even as we speak, in lockdown and unfit for entry without breathing gear!

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:34

cake UADNBU

You don't hear cock monkey so much either these days

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:27
maddening Sun 07-Oct-12 22:01:17

Polecats are dirty by nature

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 22:00:17

Did you all see what Chaos did in AIBU? Wankbadgers and Cuntrabbits are nothing on that shock

I'm going for a lie down.

Talking of badgers and arses, I'm thinking of stocking up on this to encourage DH to shit at work, rather than coming home and stinking out the entire house.

AIBU?

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:59:17

HotPink grin

WorraLiberty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:58:48

I believe the Fuck Ferrets and Tit Turtles are our future

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

HotPinkFuckingFuckFerrets Sun 07-Oct-12 21:57:42

<<twirls>>

I kinda like this one

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:57:16

The Wank Badgers are hiding from the roaring stags (it is October after all and the stags balls are full)

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:55:52

Fuck Ferrets! Now there's an idea I can warm to!

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:55:23

Fucking fuck ferrets

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