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to ban thsi child from *ever* playing cheznou again after this heinous incident?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/10/2012 21:36

Wanton disregard for play dough (other squidgy media are available) rules.

My jaw-dropped at the FastAndLooseAttitude, I, of course, genty addressed the child about inappropriate behaviour, and all was well not going to mention the cat food incident.

But, I just can't settle.

I'm all ansty.

I really think ChaoticBoy needs to move away from this
Hoodlum, he may catch some thuggery.

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IgnoringTheChildren · 05/10/2012 21:40
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TalcAndTurnips · 05/10/2012 21:41

Good God, Chaos - the slightest whiff of substance abuse and they're out of the door. Angry

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Arithmeticulous · 05/10/2012 21:43

Did it mix the colours? FFS Shock Kids these days Angry

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Skivvytomany · 05/10/2012 21:44

Did the child mix the colours? Cos that's quite a traumatic experience when that happens.

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PommePoire · 05/10/2012 21:44

Did the wanton visitor mix up the colours, then? hanging's too good for 'em

A child guest eating the cat's food is only a problem if they are from a vegetarian household and you have to confess to the meat consumption when returning them to their parents.

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thebody · 05/10/2012 21:44

Playdoh and glitter are the work of the devil.

Need info re cat food incident.

But on your side already, u had me at playdoh!!

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ginmakesitallok · 05/10/2012 21:44

Daer God - not on the carpet???Shock

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NomNomingiaDePlum · 05/10/2012 21:44

play dough. there's your culprit, right there. the poor child is just a stooge.

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PommePoire · 05/10/2012 21:44

X posts, skivvy!

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dontmixthecolours · 05/10/2012 21:45

Look at my name. I couldn't cope with that. (the sad thing is I'm serious)

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SheelaNeGig · 05/10/2012 21:46

Did the lids not get resealed properly, resulting in a sad crusty hard lump?

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sagelynodding · 05/10/2012 21:49

He didn't dare mix the colours Shock?!?!

Or do what my DS does and make little crumbs everywhere?

Did he eat the cat food?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 05/10/2012 21:50

Not even lukewarm.

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 05/10/2012 21:51

Did the Thuggy Visitor mix glitter in the catfood (so the cat shits multi-coloured sparkling festive turds for the next few days)?

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TalcAndTurnips · 05/10/2012 21:52

I am rather partial to the little machines that disgorge worms when you press down on the plunger.

I am prepared to overlook most transgressions of the Play-Doh Code of Conduct for a go on one of those. Smile

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kweggie · 05/10/2012 21:54

ds1 used to eat playdough. Never thought of trying him with catfood.........

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kweggie · 05/10/2012 21:58

give us a clue then- does the answer contain the word 'orifice' ?

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PommePoire · 05/10/2012 21:59

Up nose? Rubbed into hair? Squished into shag pile?

Despite being a cat lover, secretly I quite want it to be 70isalimit's suggestion

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TalcAndTurnips · 05/10/2012 21:59

Lordy Chaos - I've just had a thunk re the errant child: Was he forming genitalia from the Dough of Play? Shock

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Shaky · 05/10/2012 22:02

C'mon Chaos tell us about the cat food incident!

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SummerRain · 05/10/2012 22:02

Play doh in nappy?

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PommePoire · 05/10/2012 22:02

Talc is that not a good thing?

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Shaky · 05/10/2012 22:03

Purlease!

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ZombTEE · 05/10/2012 22:05

Am scared to hear what this heinous act against Play-Dough might be...

::cue ominous music::

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Wolfiefan · 05/10/2012 22:05

Mixing cat food and playdoh?
Playing with cat food in preference to aforesaid item?
Feeding cat same substance?

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