To want to know about MNHQ

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Raspberrysorbet Tue 14-Aug-12 19:32:53

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startwig1982 Tue 14-Aug-12 19:34:45

I imagine they all have matching uniforms... Maybe latex onesies?? grin

Na, they live in a cave. They are all a bunch of fucking perverts who get their entertainment from viewing our troubled lives grin

SecretNutellaMedallist Tue 14-Aug-12 19:44:02

Olivia? Strict?

Hahaha!

She's normally the one stuck with the shitty Friday night shifts when the weirdos are out.

i thought they lived in the pub?

or is that the techies?

RustyBear Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:15

No, the techies live in the shed....

TheHeirOfSlytherin Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:18

Doesn't tech live in a shed?

Raspberrysorbet Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:31

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CrispyCod Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:43

Jeremy Kyles of the virtual world. They let us air our dirty washing online rather than on the box!

hazeyjane Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:47

MNHQ is a hollowed out volcano in a secret location, the top dogs wear natty suits, and have eyepatches. The minions wear boilersuits.

TheHeirOfSlytherin Tue 14-Aug-12 19:46:47

Ha x-posted.

But what does tech wear in the shed?

Raspberrysorbet Tue 14-Aug-12 19:48:34

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CrispyCod Tue 14-Aug-12 19:48:46

I reckon most of them drink rather a lot. Well you would wouldn't you reading some of the crap posted on here.

I'll wine to that.

startwig1982 Tue 14-Aug-12 19:50:33

I imagine tech wear deerstalkers. Don't really know why!

mellowcat Tue 14-Aug-12 19:50:53

I think they live and work on a beautiful beach in the Maldives, with their own personal assistants who peel their grape and scantily clad gentlemen who gently wafting them with fans. They each have their own personal freshwater pool and Flipper stops by most days to communicate his views on individual posters.

usualsuspect Tue 14-Aug-12 19:51:54

I thought they lived in a water tower.

flyoverthehill Tue 14-Aug-12 19:54:35

usual your late

Raspberrysorbet Tue 14-Aug-12 19:54:48

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Psammead Tue 14-Aug-12 19:56:58

They either have glasses on chains and sensible shoes and smell faintly of labrador, or they have killer heels, expensive handbags and perfect hair.

They are all poshos nicely spoken.

The two types get on quite well due to a mutual understanding of gin, cake, and the lovely Alan Rickman.

Maryz Tue 14-Aug-12 19:57:09

Olivia has an awful lot of work to do. Helen has the fun job.

MooncupGoddess Tue 14-Aug-12 19:57:44

They wear tight-fitting leopardskin catsuits and have to be proficient at several martial arts. A bit like Charlie's Angels.

boaty Tue 14-Aug-12 19:58:58

I imagine them as rather school marm like! Ready to dish out lines to mn guideline breakers! wink

Maryz Tue 14-Aug-12 19:59:32

Chaos found a picture of the outside of [[http://www.mumsnet.com/52090.Ups mnhq] Note the cunning disguise.

lisaro Tue 14-Aug-12 20:01:13

Helen has a small white kitty and Olivia has a large glass tank of piranhas that's she feeds with trolls. Rowan has a laser. Tis all true. I've seen it in my head.

ilovesooty Tue 14-Aug-12 20:02:41

I reckon there aren't as many of them as we think: there are probably only two of them and they namechange a lot. grin

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