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To swear on a parenting site if I want?

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littlemisssunny · 10/08/2012 18:51

I don't swear generally and not in front of my kids, unless I stub my toe etc and it generally comes out as b.... Booboo! (I start the word and think of an alternative quick!!)

However I have come over here after being on another parenting website (cough) where you aren't allowed to swear!

So look away now if you take offence at swearing!!

Want to say the F word but shall start off slowly ;)

Shit!

I probably won't swear in threads, but just wanted to because I can!

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DawnOfTheDee · 10/08/2012 18:53

Don't be a cunt about it....just say "Fuck"! You know you want to....Grin

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LindyHemming · 10/08/2012 18:53

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BlackOutTheSun · 10/08/2012 18:54

For fuck sake you can even say cunt Smile

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Taffletics · 10/08/2012 18:54

Fuck, yeah. Can't swear in front of the DC, at the school gates, at work, where the actual FUCK can I swear?

Fucking MN, thats where. Grin

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littlemisssunny · 10/08/2012 18:54

Ahh go on then


Fuck!

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catgirl2012 · 10/08/2012 18:55

I thought you could swear like this over there

c u n t y c h o p s

but I could be wrong. The tickers hurt my eyes too much so Ive never stayed long enough to find out

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MadgeHarvey · 10/08/2012 18:55

Fuck all wrong with a good curse! It IS big and it IS clever!!

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danteV · 10/08/2012 18:55

Was it bounty? Everytime I tried to swear there it stole all my punctuation as punishment.
Its shitty twatty fucking site anyway
:)
Feel better now.

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Taffletics · 10/08/2012 18:56

PMSL @ stole all my punctuation as punishment Grin

Fuckers

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epeesarepointythings · 10/08/2012 18:56

This is the site where you can call someone a wankbadger, then tell them to fuck the fuck off to fuck and then when they get there to fuck off some more.

We occasionally get some idiot poor misguided soul telling us we should be more ladylike, but they generally fuck off pretty quickly.

Welcome to the world of Internet swearing, OP! Grin

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Taffletics · 10/08/2012 18:58

"Ladylike"

Fucking Hell. DS(8) said that to DD(6) this morning as she chewed her food with her mouth open. I tore him to shreds, FUCK knows where he got that from.

I said it was all abaht manners. Fuck the laydeelike shite.

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danteV · 10/08/2012 19:00

No one fucking would ever explain why removal punctuation was a suitable punishment.
Bastards.

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littlemisssunny · 10/08/2012 19:01

It wasn't bounty, it was a similar name it this site but the other way around. People do try to bypass the swear filter, but get your hand slapped by the mods if you get caught and it gets asterisked out!

Like I say I don't plan to swear in every post, it's just nice to be able to if I want! Felt a bit like a naughty child on said other website!

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Taffletics · 10/08/2012 19:04

22 and a half seconds since I last typed cock off

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BadgersRetreatToOlympicVillage · 10/08/2012 19:05

they stole your punctuation?? fuck me, that's brilliant

imagine if they started that here....'for saying fuck we shall take away a vowel for a week...

wh t?

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LindyHemming · 10/08/2012 19:06

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DawnOfTheDee · 10/08/2012 19:09


They'll never take it from me! Never!"?:;()*[]{}?.,

Grin
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DilysPrice · 10/08/2012 19:11

I have trained my iPhone to autocomplete cuntybollox [proud]

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danteV · 10/08/2012 19:22

Capitals, full stops the fucking lot.

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LindyHemming · 10/08/2012 19:23

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hermioneweasley · 10/08/2012 19:24

Prize for Dilys!

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danteV · 10/08/2012 19:27

euphemia if its not it should be.

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LindyHemming · 10/08/2012 19:34

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ILiveInAPineapple · 10/08/2012 19:34

I'd hate to work somewhere I couldn't swear.
The science department office is a lifesaver...... I would probably have had a breakdown without it!
So I certainly couldn't curb my swearing online!

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TheLazyGirlBlog · 10/08/2012 19:57

Wow. Just wow. We're adults after all, and yes, some swearing which is just there for shock value is a bit poor. But really? Can't we swear without people getting all bollocksy over it?

Mind you, I was once on a forum where not only did the owner make up twee names for us all (which was shite) but she was also the only person allowed to use swears. On an adult parenting site. Now that was cuntworthy behaviour.

Although she didn't nick your punctuation, she just got all "naughty step, time out" on you.

It got worse- you could swear on PMs on this site, so a few of us had a group PM where we called her all the cunts under the sun, a short arse troll etc etc, and we all woke up the next morning to an email where she repeated what we had said about her in these PMs. Nicely done.

I ended up being banned for using the term bitch. Which to me is so tame it hardly constitutes swearing at all.

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