today I was at the self service tills at asda I needed to buy porridge and farted. by mistake. it smelled. a girl said to her boyfriend it was him he said it was her they were arguing and she threw her asda bag at him and stormed out.
was i unreasonable not to say it was me? i didn't want everyone to know i was responsible.
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itsbonfirenighttonight · 31/07/2012 00:12
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HeadfirstForRomance ·
31/07/2012 00:15
Well if this were to actually happen, the fact that a smelly fart made them split up suggests they prehaps weren't meant to be.
Noqontrol ·
31/07/2012 00:24
Yes. It was all your fault. You clearly are a very bad person
hth
TheEnthusiasticTroll ·
31/07/2012 00:32
he is nobbing ian beals daughter at the mo whilst his father is extorting money out of her, whilst ian beal has gone awol. he turned up looking for his siter.
his dad is a bit sinister uncle something or other, looks like he the father is going to get it on with corra who is max's wifes mum.
I watched an omnibus a few sundays ago.and managed to get all that in a few hours
BrianCoxhasSmellySox ·
31/07/2012 00:33
Wow, that almost makes me want to start re-watching Enders Enthusiastic
Although, the last time I watched was when that bloke from Spandau Ballet got an ashtray into the head or was it his bird or was it.......
Stop being so entertaining Mumsnet! I am really off to bed now
GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere ·
31/07/2012 00:36
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