To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

[JosephineCD]

Your cats smoke?

[LolaThePregnantFlyola]

nope, its there right.

Our cats have always preferred cigars too.

[HRH2shoesofMn]

as long as you don't mind if I shoot your mankey cat

[vodkaredbullgirl]

bloody clever cats if they do lol

[MoonlightandRoses]

YABU - you should be having them smoke in next door's garden as well.

[crazynanna]

Is it skunk? I would be pissed if it was skunk...it stinks. Hash I wouldne mind

[EchoBitch]

Have they got Vodka aswell.

I hope so.

[Backinthebox]

Perfectly sensible to make them smoke by the patio doors - wouldn't want them smoking in the house, would you? As for shitting in the neighbours' gardens, buy yourself a tin hat, because as sure as eggs is eggs, you are in for either abuse or flying cat shit coming your way very soon!

[WhosPickleisThatOnion]

Cats are roaming animals they can't help it!

[HRH2shoesofMn]

what about the ashtrays?
think of the ashtrays

[EchoBitch]

Salmo...

Are the Police there yet?

[usualsuspect]

My Cat likes to have a fag after hes shit in next doors garden

YANBU

[WhosPickleisThatOnion]

My cat loves a fag in the evening after a busy day pissing everyone off.

[workshy]

you can't 'let' cats do anything

they do as they damn well please -they simply use and abuse us humans, letting us THINK we own them

[MrsVamos]

YANBU

I've taught mine to blow smoke rings out their arses, through the holes in the fence. I'm not sure which smell is more offensive, the shit or the farts.

[EchoBitch]

I reckon Salmo's cats kick next doors bins over.

Then rip the bin bags up.

[WandaDoff]

Does Salmo live next to me?

That sounds awfully familiar.

[Poulay]

I smoke cats.

Six or seven hours over charcoal and they're done.

A bit of oak for flavour.

Makes you shit like anything mind.

[WandaDoff]

Catnip & Skunk smell quite similar apparently

[usualsuspect]

salmos cat

[WhosPickleisThatOnion]

What do they do with the butts? Flick em?

[Salmotrutta]

My cats are well-hard.

They smoke faaaags and shit as they please.

The Police can't do nuffink.

And my cats drink Stella too.

[MrsBovary]

Moonlight is right, I'd be encouraging them to smoke in next door's garden too. Tsk!

[northcountrygirl]

You won't have a cat shit problem if you get a dog. I though all the cats had stopped shitting in our garden due to getting a dog - but no - the dog eats it.

Still have the problem of dog shit though...

[northcountrygirl]

And who's going to eat that?? Maybe I should get a pig.