To ask male gym instructor to 'show' a little less

(69 Posts)
Scarlet73 Wed 30-May-12 19:44:31

AIBU to ask our rather nice new instructor to wear something other than very close fittIng lycra shorts? He seems to be quite a 'show-er' but his attributes attract way too much attention and discussion. I seem to find my eyes wandering a little during sessions and sometimes I have to get closer to the front to prevent others from getting distracted too! On the plus side I have lost half a stone. Seriously, what should I do - public decency is being outraged!

Scarlet71 Fri 01-Jun-12 21:08:34

Now I've had a chance to calm cool down perhaps I can give you my full account? Glad to hear I'm not on my own!

Scarlet71 Tue 12-Jun-12 20:08:35

Even worse tonight. He's moved on from the tight shorts to very baggy tracksuit jogging pants. If anything, this is even more entertaining distracting. What's a girl to do?

Scarlet71 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:08:02

Anyone willing to offer any advice?

1950sHousewife Wed 13-Jun-12 22:11:27

This thread has made me laugh so much.

Advice? Keep him away from the Power Plate at the gym. I'd not want to see his shorts vibrate vigourously. Or maybe I would. I need photos to check.

Scarlet71 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:13:20

Photos? Let's just say I wouldn't need a zoom lens.

1950sHousewife Wed 13-Jun-12 22:14:21

shock blush grin

SecretNutellaFix Wed 13-Jun-12 22:16:53

Which of these most closely matches what you see?

Scarlet71 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:20:20

Hmmmm I would say the middle one but really this guy is much more blessed than any of them!

1950sHousewife Wed 13-Jun-12 22:24:37

Nutella - that is the funniest photo EVER. I love the way they all look so earnest whilst their meat and two veg are not left to the imagination. Bless you for that.

Scarlet71 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:28:20

1950shousewife - imagine how embarassing it would be doing this if you had a really small willy (or a really big one!)

Shakey1500 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:35:48

SNF grin What the Dickens (arf) is going on with cyclist number two?? Poor lad <snort>

Scarlet71 Wed 13-Jun-12 22:40:12

This is more like what I'm faced with every time I go to the gym

1950sHousewife Wed 13-Jun-12 22:41:57

As opposed to no 3 who has the bisected nutsack. (helps settle him onto the bike seat p'raps?)

And no 4 who dresses one way to compliment No 5 who dresses the other. Good to see a well balanced team.

Scarlet that's just boasting........grin

Scarlet71 Thu 14-Jun-12 18:06:52

Bossybritches22 I know! wink

Scarlet71 Thu 14-Jun-12 22:29:35

Come on MN! Need to get this thread restarted. Away alone in a hotel on a business trip and needing some light relief!! Anyone up for it?

1950sHousewife Thu 14-Jun-12 22:48:10

I'm sorry Scarlet71, but I am going off to flouncers corner unless you can provide photographic evidence that this gym-based Loch Ness Monster exists. Any chance of sending a group of American tourists with long lenses in to provide said evidence?

Scarlet71 Thu 14-Jun-12 22:59:07

What a great idea! But a quick pic with my iPhone would be even better. Depends how close Incan get to him without arousing suspicion.

CarryOnMatron Thu 14-Jun-12 23:12:30

NarkedPuffinThu 31-May-12 19:28:51
It's the elephant 's trunk in the room

Now this is comedy gold! grin

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