AIBU to want to...

[Turquoisecat]

Find the nearby child with the airhorn and shove it up their arse explain to the darling that I'm five months pregnant and quite liable to extreme annoyance?!!

[hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman]

Maybe a little harsh on a small child?

Ram it firmly up the backside of whoever gave it to them instead.

[Bossybritches22]

I'll hold your ice-cream...............carry on......... YANBU

[slowestwildebeast]

airhorn?
Who gives a child an airhorn? yanbu

[thebody]

What's an air horn? And if it's noisy then no yrnbu.