to expect my DH to get "back in the saddle" two days after vasectomy?

[Silverthorns]

I don't think that's BU. Oh, I intend to deprive him of sleep during his entire recovery time too.

Thinking of writing a book about it, what do you think?

[The5thFishy]

You is norty.

[Silverthorns]

[backwardpossom]

[Byeckerslike]

Perhaps suggest he grin and bear it?

Also buy him something fancy to wear... That should do it...

Ill call phil and holly!

[iseenodust]

Get the kids to help by bouncing on him when they wake up (will remind him why it was such a good idea). Maybe a video diary?

[Hobs]

I look forward to reading your book. Then throwing it on a fire and dancing around it cackling wildly!

[backwardpossom]

Maybe you could massage his feet.

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

Right Miss Silverthorns

5min on the NortyStep
4mins sitting in the corner
6mins controlled crying

Repeat 3 times

That'll learn you!

[McPie]

Keep the tips coming, dh gets his done tomorrow and plans to hide in the bedroom for the next few days

[Silverthorns]

Course I'll massage his feet, am not an animal. Just as soon as he puts this on and gives me the nine orgasms I'm entitled to.

[SarahStratton]

Only 6 mins?

A can of beans, a buttplug and leave her to cry for an hour. That'll learn her.

[SarahStratton]

Phoar, look at the size of that badge

[Grumpla]

YANBU.

[NorfolkNChance]

2 days and he'll be at risk of losing you. I think 6 hours should be enough, he'll just have to grin and bear it after all you wouldn't want to be pushed out [wunk]

[McPie]

Im sure he should be able to grin and bear it as I have needs too!

[backwardpossom]

You know, if you have an affair, you'll be entirely blameless. It'll be his fault for not servicing your needs.

[Silverthorns]

Exactly backwards - plenty more fish in the sea. (Probably younger ones with fully functional, much prettier willies.)

[Silverthorns]

[betterwhenthesunshines]

Laughing at "younger, much prettier willes" and the corresponding opposite :o

[MadameChinLegs]

But you'd probably wait for him to broach the subject with you as to when he is ready, yes?

[Silverthorns]

Dunno about that. I have needs...

[redrubyshoes]

Offer to go along to the clinic and put your finger on the knot.