To think that in the Findus advert...

[RabidEchidna]

...That bear is well dodgy, I think he is waiting to jump out and eat the kids, run off with the wife or sell their house out from under them, and he is so overtly sexual....

Yes I know bad form to take the piss out of another thread but can not help my self

[Distended]

The Polar bear?
I firmly belive he is a dirty pervert and the family are trapped and need help getting away from him.

[5inthebed]

I thought he was Birds Eye?

Either way, yes he is very creepy.

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

He makes me shudder.
I bet he'd do rude things with a custard cream too.

[NigellasGuest]

it's way too suggestive and inappropriate

[SardineQueen]

The ad with him I saw I thought he was very aggressive to the poor woman who opened the fridge.

What has he been up to now?

[Distended]

The latest ad(ish):

woman asks bear 'wouldn't you prefer to go home and be with you family?'

Bear: 'no. Now close the freezer door i was masturbating'

[SardineQueen]

Good Lord.

[SecretNutellaFix]

That bear is freaky

[RabidEchidna]

I tell you he is just biding his time till he massacre's the whole family

[SardineQueen]

[Marymaryalittlecontrary]

Does he also do the voice for the new lurpak advert?

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

[RabidEchidna]

And he is NAKED for crying out loud the filth on TV these days, Mary whitehouse said this would happen

[DuffyMoon]

so that white stuff in my freezer isnt ice FFS

[RabidEchidna]

No duffymoon No

[mrsjay]

I shudder when i see that bloody bear least in the new advert he isnt lurking in fridge to scare you shitless

[SoftKittyWarmKitty]

I bloody love the Birds Eye bear. DS has two of them in his bedroom, watching over him as he sleeps. I saved tokens to get them and everything.

[SoftKittyWarmKitty]

[SardineQueen]

Watching over him?

Are you CRAZY?????

[mrsjay]

ARGHHH @ WATCHING OVER HIM oh no burn it

[RabidEchidna]

Have you never seen childs play woman? Burn the bare at once

[Distended]

Take its heart out and burn it separately..Just to make sure it cant come back to life...

[SoftKittyWarmKitty]

I can't burn the bear, that's cruel and DS would probably not notice the'd gone be upset. They're quite sweet, although I have to say they have different expressions on their faces. One of them just doesn't look as...friendly, as the other one.

[mrsjay]

well if you cant burn them at least throw some Holy water or somethign over it SAVE YOURSELF

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

I bought DS a T Rex toy years ago. Saleswoman said it needs 4X AA batteries which I bought. I didn't put them in, but the blardy thing made noises that night.
Eeeeeek.

It was an ex-display model that already had batteries in it.
I was thinking "Childs Play" too